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Book of the Day: Retox

"You've detoxed. You've simplified your life. You've cleansed your colon and searched your soul. You meditate. You think about your bowels a lot. You spend far too much time in nature and other places that don't have cocktail service. For fun, you rub yourself with crystals, cleanse your chi, align your chakras, and munch on foods with all the fiber content and flavor of sawdust. You are as pure as filtered water, and just as interesting. Admit it: you're bored. Worse, you're boring...Retox is here to help you get back the highly entertaining, screwed up life you had before you became perfect." (from Retox: Booze, Use, and Snooze Your Way to Personal Fulfilment)


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