Hello there, reader. On today's episode of "Random yet Hilarious Sh*t You Can Buy on Amazon," I'm delighted to tell you about the so-called Boyfriend Pillow [1]. It's basically a fluff-filled version of a man's torso (well, half of a man's torso, to be more anatomically correct), complete with a sizable arm that's always poised and ready to silently comfort you. The Boyfriend Pillow doesn't nag you about why you didn't text him back, ambush you with middle-of-the-night toots, keep you up with loud snores, or hog all of the sheets. It just puts its foamy arm around you like a gentleman, cocooning you in its supportive grasp and providing a plush resting place for your head.
For whatever unknown reason, this hysterical pillow comes wearing a button-down shirt, and there's a variety of colors to choose from on Amazon, ranging from grey and black to lilac and blush pink. Whether you're single as a Pringle and looking for someone — or something — to keep you company in bed at night, or you're hunting for a gag gift for one of your pals [2], the Boyfriend Pillow is sure to deliver. Ahead, see and shop the various iterations of the fluffy and oh-so-reliable cuddle buddy.
World, Meet the "Boyfriend Pillow"
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Pink [4] ($44)
Its Arm Is Always Bent and Ready to Embrace You
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Green [5] ($40)
Its the Ideal Bedtime Snuggle Buddy
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Blue [6] ($39)
Scratch That — It Doesn't Even Have to Be Bedtime to Hang With Your "Boyfriend Pillow"
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Grey [7] ($40)
The Armpit Area Offers the Perfect Crevice For Comfortably Resting Your Head
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Green [8] ($40)
You Can Purchase It in This Lovely Maroon Hue, If You're in the Mood For Fall Colors
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Maroon [9] ($40)
It Also Comes in Pink
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Pink [10] ($44)
We'll Just Disregard the Fact That Its Hands Aren't That Realistic
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Purple [11] ($40)
So Long, Lonely Netflix Binge-Watching Sessions!
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Red [12] ($40)
*Adds "Boyfriend Pillow" to Amazon Shopping Cart*
Boyfriend Body Pillow in Black [13] ($35)