They call him "The Phantom Pooper" and they call this "A Stinky Situation." Who are they? The poor TV journalists over at KIDK news who have been reduced to reporting about a local shit-and-run artist. This unknown offender has been defecating (and finger painting!) all over an Idaho Falls town for unknown reasons. As one Denny's employee astutely points out, "When you have to go, you know a little while in advance, I mean, hello..." So why not use a toilet, Phantom Pooper? WHY?! (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
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