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UnDave35 UnDave35 8 years
:lol: I just noticed that!
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
lol, hypno, when I read your comment to dave about catching the quotes, all I could picture was a 6 year old with no front teeth. All I want for crithmath is my two front teef.
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
I'm taking off as well--byeeeee! :wave:
amybdk amybdk 8 years
All Right! It's five o'clock! I'm Audi 5000! Laters! :wave: ciao everyone.
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 8 years
You may have your manhood back.
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 8 years
Oh sorry UnDave didn't cath the quotation marks, LOL!
amybdk amybdk 8 years
Ha! I wish, Jude! I'm so secluded from everyone else. I have to be impressed with myself, by myself.
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
I think there are just less clicky keyboards, amy. Ours happens to be extra clicky, apparently. Hey, do you ever get that thing at work where people just stare at you while you type as if they've never seen anything like it in their lives? I'm always like, "Uh, it's not that special, is it?"
amybdk amybdk 8 years
Remember twin peaks... when crazy eye-patch lady was obsessed with making curtains that were silent?!?! I wish there were such thing as a quiet keyboard. Is there?
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
I don't know how to type quietly without getting super slowed down...I think I just need a very quiet keyboard.
amybdk amybdk 8 years
I know, GS! Your winking has thrown me in a constant state of blushing! :oops:
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
Ours is always in the morning, when I'm answering emails while my hair dries or something. Funny thing is, nighttime brings another problem, as that's when he starts playing Counterstrike with the sound up and talking into the microphone, so that while I'm trying to sleep I have to hear a dozen random conversations over the background noise of an entire city being shot to death. Ah, the things one learns to deal with for love.
amybdk amybdk 8 years
I have fingers of death. I think people try to be nice about it by saying "oh... you type so ... fast." I know what they really mean though. I'm wise to them! I can't help it. When I get excited, my fingers just. get. heavier.
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
And I do type kind of hard too I guess. If I try to do it gently it slows me down too much. And I can't be bothered! :wink: Wow, I'm winking at you ladies alot today.
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
Our problem is at night when he is winding down for bed watching uggghhh boring sports center and I am typing.
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
I do type kind of hard, but he never notices it unless he's still in bed, which makes me think it's more of a "everything's louder because I'm trying to sleep" situation more than a "destroying the keyboard with my FINGERS OF DEATH" situation.
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
Glad to be of service Amy. It all seems so serious and dramatic while you are going through it. But after the baby is ...oh....maybe three months old and actually doing stuff other than pee, poop, eat and spit up, and actually sleeping through the night, you can find the humor in it. :wink:
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
:rotfl: My husband says I type too loud too!
amybdk amybdk 8 years
I am printing off all of these helpful insights into pregnancy and making a scrapbook. I'm sure my husband will one day be glad to know that he, too can survive.
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
Ahhh. See, GS, that would drive me crazy even if I was hormonally stable at the time. I hate it when he's too noisy in the morning. He also accuses me of typing too loud, though, so it's even.
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
lol, But Dave, I bet you were so much smarter in her second. Didn't fight back. That's what my husband has learned. If he doesn't fight back I either: A-get bored or B-realize I'm being crazy.
UnDave35 UnDave35 8 years
I would just forget to tell him about this stuff, especially the 1st trimester hormones. I didn't think I'd survive my wife's first pregnancy.
Great-Sommelier Great-Sommelier 8 years
We remember it two different ways, of course. The actual event, my way, :wink: was that I was still asleep when he was getting dressed for work. Instead of just sitting down and putting his feet in or stepping in one foot at a time, he was hopping for some reason. And he had keys or change in the pocket or something, so I just kind of snapped. I was like, put on your pants like a human. And adult human. lol, I was a bit harsh, but honestly who hops into their pants? If he did it now, I would find it hilarious and endearing. He just has bad timing.
amybdk amybdk 8 years
I will refrain from handing out medical advice from now on.
amybdk amybdk 8 years
Yeah! What was wrong?! I enjoyed reading that comment...
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