Skip Nav
The Bachelorette: Every Ridiculous Engagement Ring in the Show's History
The 5 Most Important Things to Consider If You're Tempted to Cheat
We Love How This Couple Pregamed With Champagne on a Rooftop Before Eloping at City Hall

Bumper Sticker Humor

There's no avoiding bumper stickers-- they're everywhere. Sometimes boastful, sometimes cheesy, sometimes political, sometimes downright offensive, and other times...they're hilarious! So for a good humor rush, read on:

  • Just say NO to negativity.
  • I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
  • Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
  • I feel better after I wine a little.
  • I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
  • If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
  • Never believe generalizations.
  • What would Ashton do?
  • Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
  • Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
  • Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
  • On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
  • Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
  • So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
  • Without ME, it's just AWESO.
  • Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Source and Source

Join The Conversation
Annabean Annabean 10 years
Ha Ha, I love the stupid ones.
dancediva0924 dancediva0924 10 years
funny. :-p
amandabuchanan amandabuchanan 10 years
In rural NC- I totally saw one once that read "I suffer from an STD... children"
GIOVS GIOVS 10 years
i like that! to many stickers? fine!
calibabi calibabi 10 years
haha these are great!
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
My neighbour a couple years ago had a fun dirty one: My other ride is your mom!
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 10 years
My favorite are the old campaigne stickers from an election 20 years ago. cause nothing makes you look better than a Dukakis-4-prez bumpersticker.
SU3 SU3 10 years
:ROTFL: Those are hilarious! I love them My favorite was the 'I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.' bumper sticker. haha
Angel_Eyes Angel_Eyes 10 years
There's nothing like a good bumper sticker to read, especially when your stuck in traffic. :)
lemuse20 lemuse20 10 years
Bumper stickers advertise stupidity -- and that should be a bumper sticker too, OH the irony. I hate bumper stickers, no offense to those who have em.
a-gentle-rain a-gentle-rain 10 years
Love those!
Cars 3 Toys
The Rock and Siri Apple Commercial
Find Out Why the Chevy Bolt Was Named Car of the Year
The Best DIYs For Your Car
From Our Partners
Latest Love
All the Latest From Ryan Reynolds