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Bumper Sticker Humor

There's no avoiding bumper stickers-- they're everywhere. Sometimes boastful, sometimes cheesy, sometimes political, sometimes downright offensive, and other times...they're hilarious! So for a good humor rush, read on:

  • Just say NO to negativity.
  • I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
  • Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
  • I feel better after I wine a little.
  • I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
  • If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
  • Never believe generalizations.
  • What would Ashton do?
  • Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
  • Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
  • Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
  • On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
  • Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
  • So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
  • Without ME, it's just AWESO.
  • Driver carries no cash. He's married.

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Annabean Annabean 9 years
Ha Ha, I love the stupid ones.
dancediva0924 dancediva0924 9 years
funny. :-p
amandabuchanan amandabuchanan 9 years
In rural NC- I totally saw one once that read "I suffer from an STD... children"
i like that! to many stickers? fine!
calibabi calibabi 9 years
haha these are great!
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 9 years
My neighbour a couple years ago had a fun dirty one: My other ride is your mom!
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 9 years
My favorite are the old campaigne stickers from an election 20 years ago. cause nothing makes you look better than a Dukakis-4-prez bumpersticker.
SU3 SU3 9 years
:ROTFL: Those are hilarious! I love them My favorite was the 'I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.' bumper sticker. haha
Angel_Eyes Angel_Eyes 9 years
There's nothing like a good bumper sticker to read, especially when your stuck in traffic. :)
lemuse20 lemuse20 9 years
Bumper stickers advertise stupidity -- and that should be a bumper sticker too, OH the irony. I hate bumper stickers, no offense to those who have em.
a-gentle-rain a-gentle-rain 9 years
Love those!
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