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Bush Blows Cover on Republicans' Secret Weapon

Bush Blows Cover on Republicans' Secret Weapon

President Bush might have blown a big secret about the Republicans' strategy against the Democrats come convention time — and he did it while discussing a topic he knows very, very well: Texas professional sports. The Super Bowl-winning New York Giants stopped by the White House yesterday, and Bush dropped the bombshell only a true Dallas Cowboys fan would understand. Just who are the Republicans going to unleash on the Democratic National Convention? To find out,


Bush joked that he wants to send the "Jessica jinx" to Denver. He said, "we're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention." Simpson was widely blamed for her boyfriend Tony Romo's terrible turn as a Dallas Cowboys quarterback in December. Real strategy? Nah. Real silly? Oh, yes.


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kythera kythera 8 years
According to the pic that is shown, I thought you were going to bring up Bobby Jindal from Luisiana. Good thing he doesn't want to step down as Gov. He could be a real threat to Obama. It's ok, McCain is f-ing up so much that Obama is pretty much presumed President. McCain should just go home to his pill popping wife. GO OBAMA!!!!
syako syako 9 years
I mean, really, someone can't make a frickin' joke. Do you have nothing better to do than criticize this man every single time anything is posted remotely about him? Regardless of your feelings for him, it's absolutely absurd to assume that a President cannot make a joke or know about football. And if you're really so frustrated and want to vent, they have this great feature on Team Sugar called BLOGS! :oy:
syako syako 9 years
Are you guys kidding?
Colleeninator Colleeninator 9 years
Maybe he should spend more time doing president-y things, and less time watching the cowboys?
acyl acyl 9 years
And it's these intelligent insights Bush has had that has made him SUCH a great president. Last I knew it wasn't comedian-in-chief.
Bettyesque Bettyesque 9 years
:rotfl: Good stuff
jennifer76 jennifer76 9 years
:rotfl: Ba dump bump.
MarinerMandy MarinerMandy 9 years
It seems like his sense of humor only comes out about sports. Like the Manny Ramirez joke.
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
sexist??? wow i never even thought of that... maybe if he would said "they will be distracted by her gazongas" that would be sexist..
syako syako 9 years
sexist? and I'm assuming pansy means gay right? ;)
acyl acyl 9 years
Exactly raciccarone! OK Bush's comments were REALLY sexist. It's the stupid players who jinxed themselves, but it makes them feel like big men to blame the woman. Whatever they're (including Bush) are a bunch of losers.
liciababe liciababe 9 years
haha that is soooo funny haha
nicachica nicachica 9 years
oh Cabaker, don't you know that Bush is still the devil? But who says the devil isn't funny?!? ;) least the devil's hilarious (yet very evil) on "Reaper!"
Cherylish Cherylish 9 years
Aw poor Jessica! That is kind of funny though.
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
No Cine he's not allowed to have a sense of humor, he's the devil, don't you know that? Any time he makes a joke its a direct slap in the face of every single American. :oy:
kia kia 9 years
Ha ha, Jessica in Denver.
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
Actually I think Jessica said once that she is more conservative than Nick (back when they were married)... so who knows!
cine_lover cine_lover 9 years
:rotfl: At least he has a sense of humor.
UnDave35 UnDave35 9 years
Hey, I'd go to the convention if she was going to be there.... :)
tiabia tiabia 9 years
raciccarone...hitting me with yet another zinger...:rotfl:, as always, you're AWESOME!!!
syako syako 9 years
that's freaking hilarious! :rotfl: Send Jessica Simpson to the DNC, I love it!
raciccarone raciccarone 9 years
Bush has a great understanding of sports. He did to America exactly what he did to the Texas Rangers.
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