It may look absurd at first glance, but I think a coin-operated sock machine is a fantastic idea. Instead of tempting kiddies with sugary sweets, tramp stamps, or those obnoxious bouncy balls, this machine spits out some peace of mind. Communal play areas are raging germ zones and the sooner we can turn our little peeps into paranoid germaphobes, the better. You with me?
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