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Colonel Sanders: Hipster?

I know this is the second KFC post in less than a week, but I do love my fried chicken:)

Anyway, an advertising firm was called upon to create a "new look" for the Colonel, so they decided to turn him into a hipster. "We went with emo glasses, some hair dye and trimmed up that goatee into a soul patch," said the ad guy, "Also, the chin needed some chiseling and the face certainly benefited from minor liposuction." End result? KFC nixed the new image, saying it was "too sexy." And by "too sexy" I can only imagine they meant "looks too much like Jerry Lewis."


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Schaianne Schaianne 10 years
Oooo, that's just too scarey!! And seriously NOT sexy, haha!!
flutterpie flutterpie 10 years
if they update the colonel, what the hell are they going to do with the thing that can be seen from outer space? :JAWDROP:
estahrox estahrox 10 years
HANDS OFF THE COLONEL! He's an ICON!!!!!!!!!!! That's like turning George Washington into G-Mo da Pimp! It just ain't natural!!!!!!!
karmasabitch karmasabitch 10 years
You have got to be kidding me :ROTFL: So looking at the nerdy emo man instead of the elderly chicken man is going to help sales for KFC? :ROTFL:
JennaV JennaV 10 years
HAHA!!! This is hilarious! I don't think KFC should "update" the Colonel...
flippy flippy 10 years
is that a soul patch instead of a goatee?
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