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Come Story Telling With Me!

Welcome to DearSugar's Come Story Telling With Me, where every Monday I am going to start the first sentence of a continuing story that you, the readers, will then finish. Do any of you remember the Choose your Own Adventure stories? This feature is quite similar — and at the end of the week, I will post the completed story for you all to read, laugh at, and enjoy! Be sure to read the last comment and keep the story going from there. Feel free to be as imaginative and outlandish as you please, this is meant to be fun, so ladies, have at it!

Here we go:

I can't believe I'm actually sitting here, waiting to speak with a private detective. Am I really going to commission him to follow my husband? Just as I started to talk myself out of this crazy idea, the detective walked into the room. "What can I help you with today Miss. Smith?"
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thedignifiedbrat thedignifiedbrat 9 years
Right then the doorbell rang. Greg shook his head and seemed relieved for the interruption as he went to answer it. I moved so that I could have a clear view of the door. Greg pulled it open to reveal Pat...
kimberley kimberley 9 years
Daze him with drama if you can't think of anything brilliant, I figured. "I can't believe you forgot!" I shrieked. "It's not MY fault you've been too busy at that ambulance-chasing h*llhole to come home and have an evening with me. Five months, Greg! You work for a two-bit womanizing shyster, not the offices of Dewey Chatham!" Then inspiration really hit, and I sucked in a fake sob and let a few crocodile tears fall. "Two weeks ago, you come home at 6 am, after celebrating all night after your only victory in court, and seduced me in the shower. The best lovemaking I ever had, EVER in all our years of marriage. How could you forget that?!?" *I* wanted to forget it -- two weeks ago, Greg had come home sloppy drunk, smelling of cheap cologne, with a tassled pastie in his pocket, and tried to 'give me something new'. I am NOT a backdoor kind of girl. Not even my massage therapist touches my butt. And that was when I realized there was something not right with my Greg. And my dramatic outburst and fake tears seemed to work, because Greg stood there gaping like someone had smacked him with a 2x4.
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
"How can you be pregnant when he haven’t have sex in five months? Do you have something to tell me?” I was caught in my lie! I had to think quick!
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 9 years
He stared at me blankly and mt first thought was that he didn't believe. I wanted to kick myself for blurting out the first thing that came to my mind. Suddenly a bizarre smile crept onto Greg's face and he replied...
sugarbox sugarbox 9 years
" can't just leave like this. I didn't even know we were having problems!" I said, thinking the opposite in my head. "Look, it has nothing to with you, Blaire. I just...I need space," he said. Sure you do, I thought, what with the three wives, ten kids and a boyfriend. "You - you can't go! I'm...forbidding you to go!" He turned to me, a quizzical look in his eyes. "And why not?" "Because...because I'm pregnant!" I lied.
redegg redegg 9 years
I parked and walked into the house through the front door. Open boxes littered the floor and stuff was haphazardly everywhere. Greg came from around the corner. "What is going on?" I exclaimed. "Why are all of these boxes everywhere? And whose car is that?" "I'm moving to New York City to practice law there, Blair. My life here has gotten too complicated and I've got to get away from it all. The way the law here in Utah is, we can make a clean break and you can go your way while I go mine," he explained with his hands casually in his pockets. "WHAT?!!" I screamed and started pulling on my hair.
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
"Well I umm have to get going. I have an important meeting to get to." Pat said as he hurried out the door of the drugstore with the condoms tucked under his armpit. I stood there with my mouth open as the store clerk chased after him "Sir! Sir! You didn't pay for those." With a deep sigh I left the store not forgetting why I went in there in the first place. "Forget it" I said to myself "I need to go home." As I drive up to my home I see an unknown car parked behind my husbands car! "What is my husband home during the day? Who's car is that?" I ask myself.
erthed erthed 9 years
"Things...are...good. Things are good. Great. Things are GREAT. How are things with you?" Pat immediately put the condoms under his armpit. It was well known that my best friend had to have an emergency hysterectomy last year due to severe complications from the birth of her first child...who oddly, was named after my husband...Greg.
k8-rckstr k8-rckstr 9 years
about my best friend and how she still had no idea. I picked up my cell phone to call her and then suddenly Pat came around the corner. He looked startled and said "Oh...Hi Blaire! so how are things?" I looked up at him and said...
hvanness331 hvanness331 9 years
Pat, my best friends husband, going into the corner drugstore. Should I confront him? Is he really my husbands lover? Should I feel more betrayed about the wives or the boyfriend? I decided to quickly park my car and follow him into the store. As I went ducking from aisle to aisle, I saw Pat picking up some condoms. I about fainted. "I gotta get out of here," I thought...
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
Joe placed his hand out to shake mine. "Blaire, it is going to be ok." he said and I left his office in a daze. I got into my car and started to drive home. As I turned the corner I saw.....
berberry3311 berberry3311 9 years
I sat there shocked not knowing whether to cry or what. "Look Blaire you seem like a nice woman and Im truly sorry you had to find out like this, so Im not going to bill you for my services. Also excuse me for this, but your a very beautiful woman and your husband is one hell of an asshole for doing this to you." Joe said as he stood up from his desk. I got up and left trying to think of what I was going to say to Greg when I got home.
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 9 years
"Yes Blaire. I'm sorry to tell you that your husband is a polygamist with three other wives, 10 kids, a dog named Ringo, and a boyfriend that he's madly in love with."
hvanness331 hvanness331 9 years
"Well hon,you know here in Utah," said the Detective "that it isn't uncommon that men are sometimes not monogomous in this region." My head was spinning, this was unbelieveable. I'd been with Greg for 5 years... nothing ever seemed out of the ordinary until I started having these weird dreams of him kissing my brother and making out with my old gym teacher. "So what you're telling me, Detective Joe, is that I'm not his only wife, and he's been cheating on me, AND THE OTHERS, with another man!!!" Detective Joe sat for a few moments in silence while I composed myself and then he said...
berberry3311 berberry3311 9 years
"How is this possible? How do you know its my husband? I just met you today!" I was getting hysterical. "Try and calm down Miss Smith, or should I say Mrs. Phillips. Yes, I know Im correct. This may sound very unprofessional, but I am going to confess that you are not the first woman to higher me to put the tail on your husband. This may also come as a shock to you Mrs. Phillips that you are not the first Mrs. Phillips." "What! Thats impossible. Im only 25 years old and Greg is only 26. We met in college. We did break up for awhile during my senior year and his first year at law school, but he certainly didnt get married! Please call me Blaire."
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
"I have personally seen on many occasions your husband with...your best friends husband."
LolaDub LolaDub 9 years
a what?..what makes you think its a man?...oh god...please tell me what u know..please!
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 9 years
Well Miss Smith I don't know how to break it to you but if your husband is who I think he might not be another may be a man.
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
I gave him a puzzled look. "Well, you gasped when I explained that I believe my husband has been cheating on me with another woman. Do you know something that I don't know....?"
WiCkeD_LaDy WiCkeD_LaDy 9 years
after i said that, he gasp and drink a glass of water that was near his desk, -why so nervous, detective Joe, you seem to startle when i told why I needed your services-. -No, no Miss. Smith, why should you think that I'm nervous about your request??-........
LolaDub LolaDub 9 years
cheating on me...and i was wondering if you know...if you can offer your services?
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
"I need your help Joe." I reply. "I don't know what to do, I think my husband has been...."
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