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Come Story Telling with me!!

Welcome to DearSugar's new feature: Come Story Telling with Me!

Every Monday I am going to start the first sentence of a continuing story that you, the readers, will then finish. Do any of you remember the Choose your Own Adventure stories? This feature is quite similar-- and at the end of the week, I will post the completed story for you all to read, laugh at, and enjoy! Be sure to read the last comment and keep the story going from there. Feel free to be as imaginative and outlandish as you please, this is meant to be fun, so ladies, have at it!

Here we go:

"I can't believe I did it.. I actually went blonde!!" I said in utter shock...

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i-heart-monster i-heart-monster 10 years
home. On the way I hastily called Jason for support as I always do in situations like this. He wasn't answering his phone. Why isn't he answering his phone? Oh... yeah... I
photojunkie photojunkie 10 years
be your gynecologist. (Great the man i want inspecting my private parts is marrying the one person who knows more about them than me)i thought to myself, 'ohhhhhh i'm so happy for you Jana is so lovely' i quickly said my goodbyes and made an hasty retreat for
aistea311 aistea311 10 years
I stood in shock. I replied to Martha, "I'm sorry, this may be the cosmos talking, but what did you just say?" Martha replied, "Kyle is getting married to Jana, you remember Jana she used to
Hollywoodjess Hollywoodjess 10 years
how could I forget? You were the one that had the best chicken dance!" Of all the things he could remember about me, it had to be that damn chicken dance. "Yea! That was me!" I said to humor him and myself..."So what are you doing here in NYC? I thought you lived in Los Angeles!" He took a sip of his drink when martha budded in with "Oh well kyle here is getting married this weekend at the Waldorf!"
blogsap blogsap 10 years
find the right words but my mind is racing and now he's smiling and I can't stop wondering if he ever had braces because his teeth are perfect. "I'm kidding," he says, touching my hip. "The wedding..."
regalbeagle regalbeagle 10 years
just about to ask about dependent and independent variables of my "in depth" experiment, when Kyle jumps in and says, "Have we met before?" Crushed! I struggle to...
cravinsugar cravinsugar 10 years
In that instant my mind went blank. Kyle was not with Martha. hmmm. I wonder if he likes my hair too. then it hit me "On whether blondes or brunettes have more fun. I have compelted the brunette portion of the experiment" I said. I flipped my hair out and said "Time to find out about blondes!" Martha was
partysugar partysugar 10 years
My cheeks flush red embarassed by my mistake. "Kyle," I say holding out my hand, "it's so nice to meet you again." We shake hands and I can feel the electricity charge through our touch. I snap back to reality when martha asks me, "So what's this article about?"
Drewsfan Drewsfan 10 years
my publisher, Martha! I stammered, my face flushing a deep red. I managed to squeak, "Hello, Martha. I'm actually here working on my next article." Luckily, she clapped her hands together, completely forgetting how I'd collided into her moments before. "Lizzie!" she squealed, "you've gone blonde! You look absolutely fabulous! I -must- introduce you to my nephew, Kyle."
Neural Neural 10 years
As I oh-so-subtly bumped into Ms. Floozy on my way to the Ladies', she lost her balance and fell into Kyle's arms. Drat! It backfired! Now she's kissed him *and* been saved by him! As the pair regained their balance, Ms. Floozy turned to face me. I was not expecting to see...
tati33 tati33 10 years
I wondered who this floozy was. She was kissing my man (well not really but the guy who I am utterly attracted to). As Kyle was getting the drink I ordered, I decided to make my way to the ladies room. Since Kyle was standing in this brunette's direction, I figured a small minor bump into may spill the drink on this floozy. That will show her to mess with my man!
Hollywoodjess Hollywoodjess 10 years
so good that I couldnt take my eyes off of him. When the bartender asked me if I wanted another drink I said "sure, but will you send one over to that gentlemen in the corner?" Just as I turned back around to refresh my mental picture of him, a tall brunette in what possibly could have been the shortest dress in all of New York City, was giving him a kiss on the cheek.
saucymilf saucymilf 10 years
Jason gave me a death glare! "Have you always been this self absorbed?" he said. I wondered why his panties are all in a knot. "But Jason, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity here. What are the chances of seeing him again!" He gave me an incredulous look and said "By the way, the blonde looks brassy." as he stomped out of the bar. I felt bad, but even worse now I was alone and Kyle was looking....
callmehoney callmehoney 10 years
I remember he came with a date. I wonder if he's still into blondes.
partysugar partysugar 10 years
still I couldn't get the questioning look out of Jason's eyes. "So will you do it?" He asked. "What? Be your surrogate??" I turned my full attention on him-knowing Kyle would be into me playing hard to get and said
blogsap blogsap 10 years
"True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another," which made me smile because I knew he was quoting "The Wedding Crashers." While others wiped their eyes after his words (including Jason), I smiled knowing I caught him. But...
brittanyarliece brittanyarliece 10 years
I was suddenly remembering. Kyle was the Best Man... and he gave the sweetest speech. I suddenly remember hus exact words. He said,"
blogsap blogsap 10 years
smiled. And with that smile I was reminded of the wedding. The wedding I couldn't remember before but...
saucymilf saucymilf 10 years
Jason stared at me as I downed my drink and was working on standing so Kyle could catch my most flattering angle. "Maybe we should talk about this another time when you're not busy doing your best axe commercial impression. Boom chica bowow!" He said with a laugh. I was about to respond when I caught Kyle's eye and he....
GQ_send GQ_send 10 years
"find my heart, you can have my body. Find my soul, and i'm yours forever"
Hollywoodjess Hollywoodjess 10 years
After a short pause (did i mention akward pause) I realized he was serious. Just as I realized this, I ordered a cosmo from the cute bartender and told him to prepare two more because I'll be right back. Jason, who was still waiting for that long awaited response, hovered above me like a helicopter until I finally blurted out...
popgoestheworld popgoestheworld 10 years
I didn't think anything would draw my attention away from the hottie in the corner, but Jason's question snapped me out of my reverie. "You are telling me you want these genes for your kid? You _do_ remember what my nose looked like a few years ago, don't you?" At that, Jason broke out laughing. I could tell he had been nervous, as anyone would be, asking someone to father their child.
PrissyLilBadAss PrissyLilBadAss 10 years
Chad and I are looking for a surrogate, and I know its a lot to ask of you, but we've been bff's since the sandbox days. Whadaya say?
partysugar partysugar 10 years
"Oh Lizzie," Jason replies, "some things never change. You are not even here three seconds before you have the scene scoped out and your next conquest selected. Girl how do you do it?? The real reason I called you to meet me here is that I have to tell you something...
blogsap blogsap 10 years
"No offense, but I hope I'm more his type than you."
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