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Come Story Telling with me!!

Welcome to DearSugar's new feature: Come Story Telling with Me!

Every Monday I am going to start the first sentence of a continuing story that you, the readers, will then finish. Do any of you remember the Choose your Own Adventure stories? This feature is quite similar-- and at the end of the week, I will post the completed story for you all to read, laugh at, and enjoy! Be sure to read the last comment and keep the story going from there. Feel free to be as imaginative and outlandish as you please, this is meant to be fun, so ladies, have at it!

Here we go:
As I slammed down the phone I could feel my face flush with pure anger.....

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c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
"so tell us what exactly happened," said Oprah.
HellooQueen HellooQueen 9 years
Part 2...Matt and Jared get what's coming to them. They had forgotten about Emily's personal trainer sister. She was a personal trainer by day, but at night she was the super hero Wow Woman!!! She tracked the men down and the attack dog, and had them all jailed by Scotland Yard. They had a peaceful funeral for the two Emilies. Matt who was part of the band, Boy Toyzzzz, had all his fans disown him and burned his CDs around the world. Emily's sister, Octavia, then released her CD "I caught the Bast*rds" became a super star. She was bigger than when Britney Spears was with Justin. She lived a fabulous life as part super star, part super hero. One day she appeared on Oprah to tell her story about the murderous, upsetting wedding in London...
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
A massive attack dog blew a hole threw the door with the missile launcher strapped to his back. "Time to Die" He growled as the missile launcher opened at the top to reveal two whirling blades. Before the girls had time to ask what was going on, the machine launched the spinning knives and the girls were sliced to pieces. The dog laughed and walked out to the grounds to order a martini. The bloody dessicated remains of the two selfish horrible girls lay together in a fleshy, sinewy pile of meat. The two groomsmen, hearing the commotion, ran to the girls dressing room. They stared in shock for a moment, they turned to each other and without a word they high fived. The plan had worked. Now they just had to pay the hit dog. The End
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
*BAM!* a loud noise was heard outside their dressing room's door. The two Emilys stopped what they were doing and stared at each other in shock. Suddenly...
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
Emily 1 grabbed at Emily 2's perfect chignon and yanked it out. "I knew I couldn't trust you!" She gave Emily 2 a hard shove then another one until Emily 2 was backed up against a wall. " I knew I couldn't trust you the moment I met you when you..."
mizlynz mizlynz 9 years
"He does not! He's mine!"
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
"i am in love with matt, yes, YOUR matt. he belongs to me!"
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
"going to... i can't do this! i can't marry jared!"
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
Emily 1 screamed and ran behind the mirror. Peeking out she saw Emily 2 poised and ready to attack. "Are you serious? I mean are you actually seriously pointing MACE at me?" She barked. "No," Emily replied cooly "I'm just..."
Lipstick500 Lipstick500 9 years
"It looks better on you," Emily 2 snorted, suddenly bursting into tears while pulling a bottle of mace from her Lulu Guinness pink leather purse.
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
REDO: Emily glanced up and down the hallway of the chapel and pulled her head back into the dressing room. Why had she agreed to wear matching dresses. That was a seriously emotional decision. Regrettably she poofed the skirt as she stared in the mirror she was sharing with Emily 2. Thankfully they had at least opted for separate hairstyles. Emily's was red and pulled up half way and had a feeling of summer about it, while Emily 2 had her blond hair pulled into a chic chignon. They looked at each other and opened their mouths to speak. Embarrassed, Emily 1 conceded, "You first, she said"...
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
whoops, guess she wasn't at home. Should've read it first. haha
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
But this was well beside the point, Emily shoved the thought from her mind and began searching for her striped tote, 'God, where did I put that??" She asked herself. Just then she spotted the corner of it sticking out from behind the open bedroom door, picking up the tote she looked down and gasped, it was...
Lipstick500 Lipstick500 9 years
show up with his new male partner. Who knew that he was gay???
goofynewf goofynewf 9 years
was next week. After Emily's pregnancy scare and Emily's miscarriage, they realized it they are so alike and they should have a joint wedding. Everyone was looking forward to it. However no one expected cousin Billy Bob to ...
HellooQueen HellooQueen 9 years
Fast Forward 7 months later. The weddings of the two Emilys...
LeavingSong LeavingSong 9 years
Baby Wedding. I screamed out of frustration. This can't be right...those stupid sticks always can make mistakes so I'll just go to the doctor! I told Matt, and grabbed the car keys. I rushed to the doctors and took the test and awaited my results. As I flipped through a magazine, well none other then Emily walks in, pale as a ghost! She didn't see me, and made her way to the desk, where the secretery whispered. "Oh my she pregnant?" I thought to myself. "NOOOO" Emily screamed. "I can't be pregnant, I'm a bride to be!!" She glanced over and saw me staring. I was trying not to laugh. Then my results were in... "Negative" YESSSSSSSS!!! Emilys jaw dropped and I left her like that, as I left the clinic...
HellooQueen HellooQueen 9 years
Pregnant. OMG I AM PREGNANT. Well, maybe now by the time of the wedding, I will have to wear my mother-in-laws dress. I decided to tell Matt right then and there. I stormed out of the bathroom and up to Matt. "What's wrong luv?" "I'm pregnant." He looked at me and just stared. Literally, just stared! I don't think he even blinked!!! "Well?" I asked. Then Matt said,"Well if its a girl I've always been partial to the name Chauntelle, and if it's a boy Liam." I couldn't believe it!!! "What about your band?" I asked. "I can be a rockstar Dad." Matt then dashed off to write a song about the baby. I couldnt believe it! A man not freaking out over becoming a Dad so young? He came out of his studio room an hour later. He had wrote a song called...
theboyslover theboyslover 9 years
..i wasn't special enough! Luckily he was joking. God, how amazing will our life be together? After he noticed I was watching he laughed and motioned for me to sit at the table. After eating I told him about London. He was estatic! But I had to make sure of one thing: I wasn't pregnant. I told my love I was going out to Walgreens and would be right back. I didn't want to alarm him. When I got back, before I could get the door fully shut I dashed into the bathroom. After 15 minutes of waiting the test read...
andreadeann andreadeann 9 years
that he was the one for me. When he proposed I took a week to give him an answer. He proposed over cell phone while he was on tour. I didn't think he was serious at first. I told him I need a ring and a bended knee and he had the nerve to say..
i-am-elle i-am-elle 9 years
he is definitely the love of my life. How could I ever doubt...
tmc019 tmc019 9 years
I got up and tipped toe over to the kitchen... I wanted to catch of glimpse of my fiance cooking without him knowing i was watching. I couldn't control my laughter as I saw him dancing around the kitchen to a popular Michael Jackson song. It was in that moment that everything came together...
mlmoreno47 mlmoreno47 9 years
completely passed out! I awoke to the intoxicating smell of my fiancee cooking dinner. I couldn't shake the dream I just had though..well, if you could call it a dream...more like a sleep panic attack. Flashes of me, in a hideous wedding gown...half of my guests not showing because London is crazy 'friend' laughing her holier than thou ass off at my misguided attempt at being 'better'
i-am-elle i-am-elle 9 years
It's the most hideous dress ever and probably won't even fit me since his mother is.. larger. What am i going to do? I thought to myself. Problems are already arising out of nowhere. I took a breath, laid down on my bed, and....
smp7328 smp7328 9 years
wanting me to wear her old wedding dress!
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