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Come Story Telling with me!!

Welcome to DearSugar's new feature: Come Story Telling with Me!

Every Monday I am going to start the first sentence of a continuing story that you, the readers, will then finish. Do any of you remember the Choose your Own Adventure stories? This feature is quite similar-- and at the end of the week, I will post the completed story for you all to read, laugh at, and enjoy! Be sure to read the last comment and keep the story going from there. Feel free to be as imaginative and outlandish as you please, this is meant to be fun, so ladies, have at it!

Here we go:
"Babe, no, please don't stop, tickling my back is the only way I can fall asleep!"

Comment below to add the next sentence or phrase to the story

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saritabonita saritabonita 9 years
Anyway, I accidentally stepped on the dog poop, my legs went flying over my head, and landed on the floor head first. When I gained consciousness I looked around and all I could say was "oh sh*T"...
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
there was poop on the ground! and unfortunately, a big chuck of it is now under my shoe.
saritabonita saritabonita 9 years
I stayed in the closet for about 2 minutes, waiting for him to stop whimpering. And then I heard the front door open. As i opened the closet door I realized...
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
then I heard whimpering on the other side of the door. "woooof.... woooooofffff...."
shawneefaye shawneefaye 9 years
the closet door was slightly ajar. I quickly opened it, and ran inside and held the door shut.
hotgirli3xxxx hotgirli3xxxx 9 years
He had a sudden look of rage in his eyes and began to charge at me like a bull!I tried to open the door but it was stuck I looked around in horror to see...
ilani ilani 9 years
wondered, "All this from a stupid bump on the head?"
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
in exasperation*
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
"Woof!!!!! arf arf!" and started chasing his nonexistent tail - round and round he went. You threw your hands up with exasperation and ....
lexichloe lexichloe 9 years
My boyfriend had crazily ripped the phone out of the wall and said...
fashionhore fashionhore 9 years
"Um,, no wait, it's 2442 Cleever. I'm sorry, I am just really nervous and half asleep." "It's ok ma'am. 2442 Cleever Correct? Now I need to keep you on the line until the police arrive. Can you please tell me...." There is a pause and the phone went dead.
quietone84 quietone84 9 years
"We'll send the police right away. If you can do so safely, please take the clucker away from him. Otherwise remove yourself as quickly as you can. What is your address ma'am?"
Hootie Hootie 9 years
My boyfriend is clucking nuts!
hunnybunny hunnybunny 9 years
"911 what's your emergency?"
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 9 years
I followed him down to kitchen after calling 911 to find him sitting on two eggs!
Leilanic1 Leilanic1 9 years
to run around the house flapping his arms like a bird and squawking.
brenababy brenababy 9 years
He answered, I am ok but where am I and who are you? I freaked and called 911, while waiting for the ambulance to arrive he began to act stangley and started......
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
The brand new chandelier he'd just hung earlier in the day had fallen from the ceiling and hit my boyfriend on the head. Luckily, he was still conscious, but stunned. "Hon, are you okay?" I asked.
BlairBear BlairBear 9 years
He continued tickling as I slowly drifted off to sleep. Then suddenly I heard a loud noise, "Babe, what was that?" I looked over at him and I saw blood everywhere...
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
i gleefully exclaimed.
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