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Coolest Lawyer Ever

Peter "P Ta Mon" John could single-handedly change the reputation lawyers have in popular culture. Uptight, venal and corrupt? How about laid-back, cool, and well, stylin'? You can bet that if I ever had a major drug charge, had committed a serious felony (is there an unserious kind?), or required an "expungement" (I don't even know what that means), P Ta Mon would be the mon. Most definitely.


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Smackdaddy9 Smackdaddy9 8 years
He totally did all of your mothers when they were in school and he was sleeping in a dumpster near campus.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
It is art, Shleebs! I agree ;)
Shleebs Shleebs 8 years
I think my favorite part is "This is an advertisement." I find that part helpful, because otherwise it might simply be viewed as art. Beautiful.
ElanaRobinson ElanaRobinson 8 years
Soapboxer Soapboxer 8 years
I don't need a lawyer half as much as you need a stylist. Or restraint.
Beauty Beauty 8 years
At a price you can afford!!!
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
Hey Giggle, this remindes me, wheres the winner for the What the Hell is Going on? contest?
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
He does nothing for the douchebag stereotype, though. Nice belt buckle.
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
wow, he's on a benz, has a giant jamaican belt buckle and makes fun of the Jamaican stereotype "mon"! He MUST be an amazing lawyer!!
skigurl skigurl 8 years
PS: that jamaican flag belt buckle is off the hook. fo sheez.
skigurl skigurl 8 years
if you have any scrap gold, he will also buy that from you for top dollar!
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