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Creepy Paula Abdul Stalker on American Idol, Season 7

American Idol Is Ba-ack!

American Idol premiered last night and we know the routine by now: they're gonna show us the worst before the best. But the worst really are the best cuz that's when all the crazies come out of the woodwork. Take this serial killer: he can't sing, he can't rhyme, he can't even spare us the sight of his chest fuzz. He also can't keep his eyes off of Crazy Paula— a red flag in and of itself.

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Lissiebug Lissiebug 9 years
This is the first time I really like Simon. That guy was so creepy!
freegracefrom freegracefrom 9 years
Wow, that would make me so uncomfortable!
ekdkdk1 ekdkdk1 9 years
Omg we were laughing so hard when we watched this Tuesday night...If she was a tub he would Caulk her, priceless, and frightening!
letsgetloud21 letsgetloud21 9 years
:ROTFL: that is so creepy,but how can you not laugh at something like this..esp when he said peter faulk her..
millarci millarci 9 years
crrrrrrrrrrrrrreepy! poor paula! thanks goodness for simon!
Half-Hippy Half-Hippy 9 years
Oh wow...i would lock my doors and carry mace to my car. That would be such an uncomfortable, creepy moment. Good for Simon for stepping in...
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