Sometimes the small talk on a first date can feel like a foreign language:

He said, "Hi," but what does "hi" really mean?

Been there? Of course, you have. Enter Honest Monster [1], the duo that is Deirdre Devlin and Vana Dabney. These two Los Angeles-based comedians write funny, female-driven sketches that are truthful and thought-provoking. They're the women behind "Honest Ladies [2]," a sketch that decodes what two gal pals are really thinking when they get together. They also put together "Date Translator." Watch it now, and tell us — does this sound familiar?