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David Caruso: 7 Minutes of Cheesy One Liners

David Caruso on CSI: Miami is often made fun of for his self-important bordering on self-parodying way of delivering lines. Here, we present you with seven whole minutes of his cheesiest one-liners. You probably can't endure all seven minutes, but this is pretty hilarious.

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BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
:rotfL: Frank, it's a killer. hahah this is great. :rotfl: at the put on the sunglasses pause.
ashleycakes ashleycakes 10 years
I think I like David Caruso even more because he says and does things like this, it makes him funny without him actually trying to be. CSI:Miami defintetely wouldn't be the same without him! _________________________ Yeah!!!
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 10 years
I can't tell you how much I *puts sunglasses on 8) * hate this fugly fugly little man.
inertia inertia 10 years
LOL! The "put the sunglasses on" pause is too funny.
esmy-J esmy-J 10 years
I remember seeing those too!
glam-sugar glam-sugar 10 years
yiddidea yiddidea 10 years
omg, thank you. Hilarious!!
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