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David Sedaris on Peeing in Your Pants in Public

It is rare that I'll read something that makes me laugh out loud. It's almost guaranteed with David Sedaris. If anyone wants people to stare at them on public transportation, just whip out Me Talk Pretty One Day and try reading it without cracking up. It's impossible. Here, Sedaris talks about his forays into peeing into a strap-on catheter called the "Stadium Pal," a product marketed to "sports fans, truck drivers and anyone else who's tired or searching for a bathroom." It's a good thing people are encouraged to pee into this thing only in sports arenas, says Sedaris. Only there would a "piping hot 32 ounce bag of urine go unnoticed." I love this man.

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lynbird lynbird 8 years
David Sedaris is absolutely riotous! "6-8 Black Men" and "Santaland Diaries" are a must for any time of the year!
trouble450 trouble450 8 years
I love hearing him read his books! The "12-14 Black Men" Christmas tale is my all time favorite story of his
carlabunnie carlabunnie 8 years
His audio books are the best! Love him!
jknocking jknocking 8 years
I love David Sedaris! I highly recommend listening to his audiobooks which he reads himself. I listen to them during my commute.
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
eightieslingo, I'd drive off the road laughing! That was hysterical!
Tech Tech 8 years
Loved this! I can never get enough of David Sedaris.
eightieslingo eightieslingo 8 years
HAHAHA! Oh man I love David Sedaris! I get his books on CD so I can crack up in my car.
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