It is rare that I'll read something that makes me laugh out loud. It's almost guaranteed with David Sedaris. If anyone wants people to stare at them on public transportation, just whip out Me Talk Pretty One Day and try reading it without cracking up. It's impossible. Here, Sedaris talks about his forays into peeing into a strap-on catheter called the "Stadium Pal," a product marketed to "sports fans, truck drivers and anyone else who's tired or searching for a bathroom." It's a good thing people are encouraged to pee into this thing only in sports arenas, says Sedaris. Only there would a "piping hot 32 ounce bag of urine go unnoticed." I love this man.
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