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Dear Poll: Have You Ever Walked in on Your Parents Having Sex?

Thankfully I can say no to this question — I've never walked in on my parents having sex, but I do have friends that have! Of course, I'm thrilled to know that my parents still love each other and their fire still burns for one another, but I'm relieved to have virgin eyes when it comes to witnessing their sex life. So ladies, even though this is one seriously embarrassing topic of conversation, tell me, have you ever walked in on your parents getting busy?


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eroticrasa eroticrasa 7 years
Yes. I saw my father and step-mother having make-up sex after a huge fight when I was 16. I remember being GLAD that they were having sex, but then being curiously detached and interested in the fact that they were having sex "doggy-style." In the pre-Internet, "curiosity is resolved with National Geographic" days, I was astounded that that was even possible. My thought of where the woman's "hole" was that it in was "in the front" like a man; that the "hole" was at the beginning of the "slit" that a boy sees when he finally sees anything at all. I was immensely curious about everything sex, after that; the mechanics of it. I couldn't figure out why girls always pretended NOT to be curious: You HAVE to be kidding! This is the coolest discovery ever! The scene of my father having sex with a woman was natural to me. Adults have sex. It was a fact. My GRANDPARENTS had sex and that was a fact presented when they kicked my family out so that they could. It was always a natural idea and logical and, despite my Catholic mother's insistence that it was ONLY for married people, it never occurred to me to think that it was bad or gross: It was interesting and cool. It bothers me a lot that we're taught SO MUCH that bodies and sex is "bad" (for kids that are not ready to handle the issues of rearing a child, or the emotional issues of 'being used' or 'the break-up') that we're taught that it's bad across the board: Our parents have sex? We "saw" what has been prohibited to us from seeing? We "SAW" the very natural act of a penis going into a vagina? The motion of two bodies? The sound of it? Eww! Why, eww? Why this question?
calli-gurl calli-gurl 8 years
nope, THANK GOD. my mom and dad never even kissed or HUGGED in front of me. i saw one kiss on the cheek and one hug only through my entire life. thats good enough for me. and meika, im glad i was brought up in that kind of a society:) but maybe u could teach ure kids not to be weirded out when they hear u having sex. be loud to educate them. lol.
Rebecca14916991 Rebecca14916991 8 years
Oh geez, I totally did when I was like, 9. I have blocked most of the images out. All I remember now is opening the door to their room, the feeling of being horrified at what I saw, running back to my room and screaming "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" into my pillow for about half an hour!
Frank-y-Ava Frank-y-Ava 8 years
I've never heard or saw my parents having sex, i barely even seen them kiss so imagine if i had heard them doing the deed. I do too think the only time my mom and dad had sex together is when my sister and i were conceived. I know my dad is probably still tryin get some since he cheated on my mom and has a kid with some one else. I hate my father.
ricarocks ricarocks 8 years
my dad and my step mum. it was AWFUL. i was visiting them (because i live overseas) and they couldn't hold off for 3 weeks. *insert curse words*
smistasan smistasan 9 years
Thank god, I've never caught them having sex. Unfortunately, I have caught them walking around the house naked, and I've definitely heard them. I suppose that's not much better.
thelorax thelorax 9 years
"I haven't. But I had a friend walk in on her parents, and dear ole' dad was deep sea diving..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ohhh I'm exerting SO MUCH effort to control myself and NOT guffaw here at my desk! (I know, sugar at work, bad!! This is what I get) Yep, I have walked in on my parents. Luckily, it wasn't anything freaky AT ALL and even though I was really little (about 4, since I was still an only child) I just kinda understood and turned around and ran off to play. They've always been very conservative and NEVER talk about sex so it's always just been quietly understood. YEAH, but NOW I've married into a family that is WAY open about sex. Like, creepy, gross-me-out, please tell me your dad didn't really say that, and did you REALLY have to tell me what you did before dinner OPEN. Icky.
italianblonde italianblonde 9 years
My sister walked in on our parents when she was younger..eww. I've only heard them, but that's bad enough! The first time I was like 10, and I brought my sister to the door and was like, 'what's all that creaking and shaking??' And she just laughed. I don't need to hear the bed shaking or any moaning...ewww.
allinavhcnerf allinavhcnerf 9 years
eww and if i did...
seraphimm seraphimm 9 years
for your traumatizing stories I mean. disturbing but the funniest comments EVER lol!!! :ROTFL:
seraphimm seraphimm 9 years
magalaya magalaya 9 years
Fortunately no. But I totally found a box of condoms in my parents' washroom once. Ugh! And then my mom had the nerve to ask me like a month ago if I used their condoms. NO THANKS.
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