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Dear Poll: What Is Your Favorite Saying?

Last week, I asked you all to tell me what your favorite saying is for having sex, and you delivered some great ones — thank you! Some were so good I couldn't pass up the opportunity to let you vote on the best of the best. So ladies, tell me, which is your favorite?

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ncsouthpaw ncsouthpaw 9 years
I picked bumping uglies it matches my view point most right now
ibrndubs ibrndubs 9 years
lime038 lime038 9 years
My friends and I say "Pipeing"
skinnyforme skinnyforme 9 years
doing it.
elizabethsosewn elizabethsosewn 9 years
hahahaha I TOTALLY chose boinking only because it makes me laugh so much.
ailne ailne 9 years
Hahaha. Who cares if they're juvenile? How many of you grinned? :D
kellysully kellysully 9 years
mrspiven mrspiven 9 years
did a 12 year old boy pick these options? what adult says these things?
RockAndRepublic RockAndRepublic 9 years
It's one thing to have a sense of humor about it but these above sound very juvenile. Kind of like when you were back in school and afraid to say sex so you'd spell it out loud. Hide the Salami? C'mon. :P
erinmarie erinmarie 9 years
i didn't like any of those! my boyfriend and i call it "love" like, "let's go love" or we just say "do it"
cubadog cubadog 9 years
They are all dumb. Why can't people just call it what it is instead of trying to make a cute/funny little name for it?
LolaDub LolaDub 9 years
hahahaha...horizontal hokie pokie..sounds fun..:rotfl:
rubialala rubialala 9 years
Haha, hide the salami is hilarious.
tati33 tati33 9 years
I agree with demonkitty18
giggles33 giggles33 9 years
'the hippity dippity', or 'time for a lil' nudity' its dorky, its fun :)
Amanda-La Amanda-La 9 years
Yeah that's too disgusting. Whenever somebody calls it one of those terms I get really grossed out. I just say doing it, having sex,playing, making love.
bbkf bbkf 9 years
"business time" any other Flight of the Conchords fans? ;-)
StefaPie StefaPie 9 years
My favorite out of all of them was Fighting Crime, i'm trying to make it mainstream and i'm getting my friends to use it
Jeng112 Jeng112 9 years
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
All of those are terrible!
murmurkibbies murmurkibbies 9 years
veronicaraye veronicaraye 9 years
i prefer a good old f*@*
Marci Marci 9 years
I agree with Cheshire, too. I don't like any of these. There are expressions for having sex that are fun/cute/funny, but none of these fall under that category.
melloe melloe 9 years
doing the nasty!
rock_star88 rock_star88 9 years
i say smashing or handleing. lol
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