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Dear Poll: Who Is the Bed Hog in Your Relationship?

There's usually one in every relationship — a bed hog! It can be funny and kind of cute every once in a while, but it can also be irritating and very disruptive when you're trying to get a good night's sleep. I don't move very much throughout the night so I've never been called one, but tell me ladies, who is the bed hog in your relationship?


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NurseKimberly NurseKimberly 8 years
I am with telewyo...
chub0t chub0t 8 years
I swear I'm just trying to not roll over on the dogs.
ladolcealana ladolcealana 8 years
I'm probably a bit of both. Love the "tuck and roll" doona cover tactic.
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
He is . He also spreads his arms wide andknocks me in the head in his sleep. He'll say I am because I poke my butt out in my sleep. So I guess we both are.
sparklestar sparklestar 8 years
I am!! He'll pick his nose and threaten to wipe it on me if I don't move. :p CHARMING.
liciababe liciababe 8 years
and by both I mean Moose is the bed hog
Miss-Senorita Miss-Senorita 8 years
Neither we both stay on our sides unless we are cuddling.
aimeeb aimeeb 8 years
I am for sure. Ha.
GreenGrass GreenGrass 8 years
Our dogs are the bed hogs! We have a Springer and a Brittany and they both think they need to be sprawled out between us.
bluebellknoll bluebellknoll 8 years
I'm the bed hog. In fact, last night hubby went to the couch because I was so sprawled out that he couldn't climb in. Oops! :(
HoneyBrown1976 HoneyBrown1976 8 years
I'm in.
ohkate ohkate 8 years
unfortunately I tend to sleep in the middle of the bed and when I do finally roll over to my side I take the blankets with me ):
Belle1031 Belle1031 8 years
He hogs the bed, cover and pillows! Granted were both on the heavy side butwe have a queen bed. We tried measuring to see if a King size bed would fit and it wont:( Sad.
KJ1185 KJ1185 8 years
Well he's 6'6 so he definitely hogs the get him back I steal the covers!
vmruby vmruby 8 years
He is for sure.....we have a king sized bed and I still have to wake him up to tell him to move over.
Chrstne Chrstne 8 years
So, when we first got together, we slept on a full, he was not a huge bed hog. When we got a queen together, all he did was hog the bed. When we finally decided to uprgrade from an inflatable mattress to a memory foam mattress, we got a king -- and where I have I ended up every night? On the very edge of the bed, touching the side of the bed frame. We have a KING, for God's sake, and that is where I am. What happens is when we're sleeping, I love my space, so he moves closer, I move away. But, he also lays on his back and arches towards the side with his upper half -- so it's really awkward, and he takes up more space than he needs to. So, what I do to try to remedy the problem is move his pillow about 4 inches away from the edge of his side, and mine in the middle. He lays in a normal position, and I actually have room for myself. Sometimes it doesn't work, but last nights sleep was glorious because he didn't wake me up by being all up in my space. Victory! But yes, he's the bed hog. I hog nothing.
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 8 years
He's the bed hog, he''ll happily stretch out and take up the entire bed and I have to curl up in a ball under his armpit or something to get some mattress. He's also a terrible cover hog. Love him to bits though. :p
potterlove potterlove 8 years
I'm with tele, he's the bed hog and I'm the covers hog. :)
caty1221 caty1221 8 years
lildorothyparker: that is me too. i've had queen size bed since i was 14. my freshman year of college was hell with a twin size bed but when i got my own apartment sophmore year my queen bed came with me. i'm a bed hog only because i'm used to having tons of space on either side of me. haha and i hog the covers... probably for the same reason i hog the bed. my boyfriend is moving in next year i should probably start practicing how to sleep with less space. : )
cherrypop cherrypop 8 years
i'm a bed hog and covers hog. i don't know whether that's a sign of clingy-ness but i like invading his space. lol
jesssa jesssa 8 years
proud bed hog and covers hog. he realllly likes to complain about it too lol... he snores, so we're even.
pinklady8287 pinklady8287 8 years
He is definitely the bed hog. But I steal all the covers. We joke about it together all the time.
lickety-split lickety-split 8 years
he is! we got a california king a few weeks ago and STILL he finds his way to the middle of the bed.
lildorothyparker lildorothyparker 8 years
Typically I hog the bed while he hogs the covers. I have a queen size bed and I used to sleep in the middle by myself so it's not my fault that I tend to gradually move towards the centre ;) Last weekend he decided to be a cover and bed hog so not only was I freezing I was pretty darn uncomfortable!
katiegirl0813 katiegirl0813 8 years
I hog all the covers, but he always rolls on top of me I have to like wake him up at 3 o'clock in the morning and be like, aurgh, stop rolling on top of me. He then says well i was cold, and so then we both agree to sleep still, and not hog anything. By the time we wake up again, he is cold and i and swished. Katie :)
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