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DiGiorno Is Not the Answer to Life's Problems

It's Not Delivery — It's DiGiorno!

This is one of those taglines that we've grown so accustomed to that we don't really stop to consider its nonsensical nature. (That's how they getcha, though.) At least it makes more sense than, "When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!" In any case, this guy seems to have taken "It's not delivery —it's DiGiorno!" as the answer to all of life's problems. His girlfriend begs to differ . . .

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imdamoos imdamoos 9 years
What's that song at the end?
SATClover SATClover 9 years
Ok don't knock the bagel bites, they taste sooooooooooooooo gooooooooood.
weffie weffie 9 years
pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime... what doesn't make sense about that? man, i love that song haha when you're a giant stonebag, you CAN eat pizza anytime!
Milly-the-ninja Milly-the-ninja 9 years
hahah!that funny!
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
Stupid girl doesn't appreciate anything. Why didn't she make something fancier if she wanted it?
justanerd1975 justanerd1975 9 years
ha ha
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