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Meet Dimitri. This dude is straight-up psycho. I hope these recorded voice-mail messages that Gawker found aren't real, because if they are, there's a lunatic roaming the streets. Someone he accosted on the street (Olga) appears to have given him her business card just to get rid of him. Bad. Move. Not only does he call her repeatedly, he gives her a deadline for when she should call him back, with a proviso that she shouldn't bother if she's on meds of any kind for anxiety. If she wasn't on them before, she'd be on them now! Dmitri's the most virulent strain of douche — the psycho-douche.

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