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Do, Dump or Gay Marry?

In our last Do, Dump or Marry?, a commenter had a simple and brilliant suggestion: a Do Dump or Marry for the ladies who love ladies. (And for any straight man who stumbles upon TrèsSugar, here's something for you too!)

Who better to inaugurate this one than the woman almost all young Hollywood actresses say they have a crush on. The one, the only, love her or hate her. . .Angelina Jolie. Do, dump, or gay marry?


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biarose biarose 7 years
I'd love to kiss those lips.. I was so attracted to her in 'Girl, Interrupted' which is kinda strange 'cause she played a sociopath.. but she was just really sexy.
nessalux nessalux 8 years
She's gorgeous...but she reminds me of my mom.
SD-Cali-Lady SD-Cali-Lady 8 years
gorgeous...i would sooo gay marry her. although im not gay. but...i woudlnt mind losin my gay virginity to her.
juicebox07 juicebox07 8 years
Dump. I'm not a fan, and I don't really find her that attractive.
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 8 years
Do. Though Angie is beautiful and good actress, I like Megan Fox's looks a bit more. :shrug:
Frank-y-Ava Frank-y-Ava 8 years
I'd do her just so I can say I did her. I definitely wouldn't marry her.
Love-and-Sex Love-and-Sex 8 years
"Gay marry" is a pretty campy term used in the gay community — to anonymous and everyone else who is getting annoyed by its use. (This post was a first, an experimental first, so I'll reconsider the title but for now, it stays.) Here's my rationale, lest you think I'm just being disrespectful. 1) For most gay people in this country, marriage is not a welcoming institution, and there is in fact a gay marriage ghetto — hence the term "gay marry." 2) I want to highlight that this post, although men are welcome to vote on it, is addressed to women, and that this site is gay-friendly. I'm open to hearing your comments, though. I just felt it needed to be explained.
genesisrocks genesisrocks 8 years
Sorry but not a huge fan of hers.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
I wouldn't want to be stuck with all those kids!
sham28 sham28 8 years
Dump, she's a little old for me and never really looks happy, which detracts from a person's hotness for me.
dm8bri dm8bri 8 years
meh - dump. she's too skinny for my taste to "do", and I don't need the extra baggage when getting married.
eveday eveday 8 years
If it wasn't for the number of kids...I'd marry her. However, I think I'd totally be her b*tch.
sparklepants sparklepants 8 years
why 'gay' marry tres? completely unnecessary. married is married whether it's same-sex or "opposite-sex". no need for labeling a marriage. i prefer men but she does nothing for me regardless. she's lovely and all, but i'm kinda tired of seeing her everywhere. i think there are better/more interting choices for this poll.
Elizabeth1981 Elizabeth1981 8 years
LOL, Sariko! Agreed.
Briandiesel Briandiesel 8 years
Well since I'm a gay male, the options were hard for me to figure out! Because marrying her would be my choice I thought marry. But then you had "gay marry" so then I was confused because it would actually be straight marry for me.. do you see how confusing that is?! Shes gorgeous, smart, and one helluva looker. I'd straight marry her.
WeTheLiving WeTheLiving 8 years
I'm not sure if only gay women were supposed to answer this, but it's fun. I'd "gay do" her, lol. I mean, c'mon, she's hot! But she's got some issues for sure, so I wouldn't marry her.
sloane220 sloane220 8 years
@spacekatgal-lmao @ fauxmosexual. i agree, lindsay's such an attention whore who know's whats real with her? samantha does kind of look like a little boy, but i think if she gained about 20lbs she'd look a lot better. i agree about rachel maddow, not only do i think she's physically hot, the woman NEVER loses an arguement. her intellect is so sharp it's amazing. @smacks83- tina fey, not so much. but christina hendricks is unbelievably gorgeous.
tlsgirl tlsgirl 8 years
Fauxmosexual might be my new favorite word.
Smacks83 Smacks83 8 years
Yeah, not digging Ronson. I made this suggestion to Tres, although the first two hot women I could think of was Tina Fey and Christina Hendricks. Those would be my first two picks. Oh, and Penelope Cruz (love her) lol Spacekat, I've never heard the term "fauxmosexual" but will now be using it daily.
Jmartens Jmartens 8 years
do for sure!
sloane220 sloane220 8 years
or kate moennig or samantha ronson? and i agree the gay marry thing is weird. first, because marriage is marriage, period. second, what if you're a man answering this question?
sloane220 sloane220 8 years
wow, this is nice. i'm a lesbian so i'd love to see more gender equity in the do, dump, or marry. i guess i'd have done angelina back when she was really goth, played with knives, had blood around her neck, and was a little scary. now she's kind oversaturated and milquetoast. angelina is the go to girl for crushes from men and women anyway. what about k.d. lang, rachel maddow, or jenny shimizu next?
cloroxcowgirl cloroxcowgirl 8 years
Do, I guess? Definitely not marry.
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