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Do, Dump, or Marry?

Michael Phelps sure is off to a good start in this Summer's Olympics! And while I'm rooting him on to win all eight gold medals he's competing for, I have to be honest and say I'm really watching his events to get a glimpse of his amazingly hot bod — he has muscles I didn't even know existed! Most of you said he's not bad to look at so tell me, would you want to do, dump, or marry this American gold-medal swimmer?


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febe febe 8 years
marry - so he could be all mine, all the time!
BAJ2Vmo BAJ2Vmo 8 years
In regards to the "mama's boy" comment and speaking from past experience, you NEVER want to marry one. I spent 3 of the most hellish years involved with a man who couldn't cut the cord and this man was 40 years-old! She even had a "devotional wall" for him (and his sister) with all their accomplishments. I should've ran then. They would call each other at least 4 times a day and see each other about every other day. I do agree that I was treated with the utmost respect, but, in the end, I just couldn't compete with her and when it come down to me or her.
Janine22 Janine22 8 years
My sister calls him a paperbagger/ butterface!
NurseDeAnna NurseDeAnna 8 years
Agreed FabSugar. Marry and have his water babies.
bengalspice bengalspice 8 years
I don't really know how to vote on this ... considering he's too young for me to think about marrying, and resembles my brother [in that my brother is younger than me, tall, lanky, and a swimmer] which would make saying do uncomfortable. Can't I just say be best buds with?
superjules superjules 8 years
Do, with duct tape over his mouth. Young ones are generally too stupid to have to listen to. And then dump.
melizzle melizzle 8 years
classic case of butterface. do.
Mykie7 Mykie7 8 years
I chose DO, because while he'd be fun for a while, he's still a child and way into himself. LOL
RustyAngel73 RustyAngel73 8 years
Hot body, but that's a given due to his profession. Dump, he doesn't do it for me looks wise and I don't know anything about his personality so no marry either.
sundaygreen sundaygreen 8 years
Do, with a brown paper bag over his head.
aerie087 aerie087 8 years
definately do him, not marry him though he has A.D.D. they had a feature on him on NBC (not that that would affect me from marrying him but nah)
amkc amkc 8 years
Give me Ryan Lochte - he is sooo fine that it's not even funny!
spaghetina spaghetina 8 years
Marry. He's a mama's boy, which means he could either be really great and respectful and appreciative towards women - maybe when he grows up a little bit, anyway, according to the stories here - or super attached at the breast. In my fantasy world, he's the former. And every time I see his body, I keep picturing the way my ex would have looked in high school on the swim team (didn't know him back then, but I know he swam), and it makes me wanna touch on him (Phelps. Not my ex....). I am all about his hip indentations. :yum:
JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 8 years
I know I'll be in the minority here but Dump. He's too skinny and toned. I'd always be insecure since I probably outweigh him by 100lbs lol.
IslandGirl IslandGirl 8 years
hahahahah Fab ahahahaha!
robinesque robinesque 8 years
Definitely a dump.
julieulie julieulie 8 years
Absolutely dump... he had a DUI. I don't care how much success he has at the Olympics, I find it disgusting that we are celebrating and applauding someone who was driving under the influence, all while underage. Completely unacceptable.
Frank-y-Ava Frank-y-Ava 8 years
I don't think he's that good looking so i wouldn't marry him. Do!
mhmehta mhmehta 8 years
I go to the same school he went to as well... and everyone I know thinks he's an ass. At least he was polite when I met him though.
Marci Marci 8 years
Definitely not my type.
Fashion Fashion 8 years
Marry and have his water babies. ;)
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
I'd do him, maybe that will lead to marriage ;) Super hot body, face ok, but he's cute!!! :D And he's one hell of an athlete...
misscococherie misscococherie 8 years
a DO and of course i'll marry him he's gorgeouuuuuus!
The-Drunk-Lady The-Drunk-Lady 8 years
I'm sure he has a big ego. Out of curiosity, I'd do him once to see if all his appendages are just as big. He could be good FB material.
chicobo chicobo 8 years
DO but...DUI anyone?
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