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Do, Dump, or Marry

Lance Armstrong is not only famous for his Tour De France wins, but he is also known for his famous friends and even more famous girlfriends. Even though his personal life has played out like a soap opera over the past few years, he still remains incredibly easy on the eyes. So ladies, would you want to do, dump, or marry Lance Armstrong?


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duck-duck-goose duck-duck-goose 9 years
secretly cocky, openly unattractive
Jinx Jinx 9 years
he was a creep long before Sheryl Crowe, he should feel privilaged to even have had her company for so long.
remedios remedios 9 years
If I dump him, can I hook up with his friends? Jake G. and Matt M. - those guys are definitely doable.
onesong onesong 9 years
he's sexy, but he dumped his wife for sheryl crow after she stuck with him through his cancer. for shame.
vmruby vmruby 9 years
He does nothing for me ....absolutely nothing, period.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
He does nothing for me.
wackdoodle wackdoodle 9 years
How about dinner? My understanding is that most of the women he dates have issues with him being an atheist like myself. His ex-wife was Catholic and thought she could eventually covert him and it never happen even through his cancer battle and she couldn't understand why he was still an atheist. Same with Cheryl and the others. As someone with the same perspective as Lance I understand why he would bounce - someone tells you their open minded then they start harping and trying to change something you believe at your core to be true when you are not trying to "convert" them. Maybe I would "do" him. Ah, nah dinner is good, he mystic tans too much.
lucyS lucyS 9 years
D U M P. Something very slimy about him.
nikisix nikisix 9 years
For the record, he did not dump his wife to be with Sheryl Crow. They divorced before he met her. I don't get why people think he's sleazy, he's an amazing athlete and who has raised millions of dollars to fight cancer. People are STILL wearing those LiveStrong bracelets...
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 9 years
Not attractive PLUS his flesh touched the mummified remains that is sheryl crow....uhhuhuhuhu nightmares.
ccsugar ccsugar 9 years
I agree with Blairbear and cravin!!
cravinsugar cravinsugar 9 years
Hey everybody who thinks there is just something about him you don't want to like...he left his wife...AFTER she helped him get through testicular be with Cheryl Crow. SEcondly, I just don't like the way he looks. And knowing these two things about him...totally DUMP! or better yet niether, as i would never date him to dump him!
BlairBear BlairBear 9 years
There's something about him I just don't like, he's in the same category as Sienna Miller and Beyonce, there's no rational explanation for it, just don't care for them.
rubialala rubialala 9 years
Dump. He's a royal a$$hole.
indielove indielove 9 years
Haha, I agree, Jinx. To me, he's vile. I wonder if he even tried to be there for Sheryl after she found out about her breast cancer, seeing that he had his own battle, they broke up about a week before she announced she had cancer. Strange timing, I bet HE'S the one who broke it off. Maybe it was her cause she realized that he's not-so-nice. Oh and I don't find him to be attractive either.
KerryG KerryG 9 years
I dunno. He's always seemed pretty sleazy to me, so I'm gonna stick with option number four - "avoid like the plague."
Jinx Jinx 9 years
DUMP, although I'd never date him in the first place to be able to dump him. :)
nicachica nicachica 9 years
never met the guy, but there's something about Lance that just seems really scuzzy and untrustworthy. it's like i feel a bad vibe from him from my pc! glad to see other women feel the same way too. i guess our intuition is really right on this one!
PJ-PJ-PJ PJ-PJ-PJ 9 years
While I certainly appreciate his drive, he just doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't know why, except that he (his look) reminds me of my friend's first husband, who was a total a-hole control freak & so stuck on himself. That must be why. At any rate, I blame him for Matthew McConaughey's decline into greasiness! It seems like when MM started hanging out with LA, that's when he stopped showering! They need to start hanging out again, so that LA can teach MM how to wash his hair! I know, I'm silly.
Le-Luxe Le-Luxe 9 years
tati33 tati33 9 years
Nothing attracts me to this guy.
k8-rckstr k8-rckstr 9 years
I just don't find him attractive at all...
lily314 lily314 9 years
I'm from Plano, where he grew up, and as far as I know Plano (5th most conservative city in the US!) produces a disproportionate quantity of crappy men.
MamaD MamaD 9 years
How about " wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole". there's an option box I'd check more times than not! There is something squirrely about this guy!
alltherage alltherage 9 years
he just seems cocky, and fake. i may be wrong but i feel like he ditched his wife and two kids after he became successful.
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