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Do, Dump, or Marry?

Is it just me or is John Mayer looking mighty fine lately? His sexy voice, baby face and rockin' body makes him a pretty good catch if you ask me. Sure, he's had his fair share of failed relationships, but who hasn't? Tell me ladies, would you want to do, dump or marry John Mayer?


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gigiopolis gigiopolis 9 years
Dump. Music is a bit sappy, kind of a douche, tries to be
Frank-y-Ava Frank-y-Ava 9 years
God i dislike him with a passion
duck-duck-goose duck-duck-goose 9 years
I cannot get past my strong aversion for his music.
purblueple purblueple 9 years
Anyone see that video clip of him on a cell discussing his jock itch in front of the paparazzi?
Nataliee2007 Nataliee2007 9 years
he's not exactly atractive but he seems sweet and loyal he always defends jess so probley a marry.
pixelsugar pixelsugar 9 years
Can't stand him. DUMP!
swt-strwbrry-sgr swt-strwbrry-sgr 9 years
sleezy. dump.
Lourdan_Hazei Lourdan_Hazei 9 years
Ugh. I had to go with dump. He just seems so... phony and a little bit... skeezy.
Audrey1974 Audrey1974 9 years
I don't think I'm the marrying kind, to be fair, but I'd definitely do him! :) Though, marriage to someone who would hardly be home might be what I need....LOL!
aquanteal22 aquanteal22 9 years
I admit that I really didn’t pay attention to him until he covered “Chocolate Rain” on VH1’s Best Week Ever. He’s absolutely witty, funny, sweet, and he definitely seems to be more attractive every time I see a picture of him. I’m gonna have to say “marry.”
starturtle44 starturtle44 9 years
love love love him.
cubadog cubadog 9 years
I am so creeped out by him.
Advah Advah 9 years
I'm with Marynanabananas and Indielove. I'd say either do, or marry if he grows his hair back :P (sorry, but he looked so much better with long hair imo). And I agree that I still don't really understand how he managed to date Jessica Simpson. Maybe he just wanted to feel smart - I know I would if I had to listen to her speak all day..
JMlover JMlover 9 years
I would join the John Mayer group. What's wrong with all you people? I seriously have met John once and he is such a sweetheart. I don't see why so many people dislike him. He's a great guy, but I guess we can't all have the same opinion.
JMlover JMlover 9 years
I would definitely marry John Mayer! He is very intelligent, has a fantastic sense of humor, is truly a guitar god and he's sexy as hell! I still can't believe that he dated J.S. , but there must be something about her that we're all missing. John is definitely a catch.
indielove indielove 9 years
rostasuicide: i agree with everything you just said. it's so true, some people just want to listen to vapid music, he is a highly intelligent guy...ever read his blogs? still can't believe he dated jessica but i think it was a 'hit it and quit it' type thing. he's awesome but still a man-whore.
CoconutPie CoconutPie 9 years
Marry. I find him really funny and very smart.
suziryder suziryder 9 years
Dump! I lost all respect for him when he started dating Jessica Simpson.
Purple-Damsel02 Purple-Damsel02 9 years
Do. I love him.
hollowstar hollowstar 9 years
Oh my gosh if he is boring than classic poets are boring! His metaphors and songwriting is just too smart for most people. I'm a fan of harder music most of the time, but just listen to Continuum! He is an amazing writer. Yeah, plus he's hilarious.. he was on Chapelle! And he's gorgeous but not metrosexual or pretty.
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 9 years
Sun_Sun Sun_Sun 9 years
eew hes creepy and just DAMN MESSY ...wash up boy!
misslarue misslarue 9 years
indielove indielove 9 years
There really should be an 'I love John Mayer' group around here. Is there one? Would I be the only member if there was?
fadeastride fadeastride 9 years
omg marry. Seriously. I love him to pieces. Beside, Room For Squares was pretty much the only thing that kep me alive 5 years ago (and I say that quite literally).
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