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Do, Dump, or Marry? Levi Johnston

OK everyone. I realize that Levi Johnston might not be your ideal man, but if you can look past the headlines about him and his reputation as a hunting, fame-seeking, teenage dad, you might see a good looking, rugged male specimen. (Don't forget to use protection!)

Photo by Ture Lillegraven for GQ

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nessalux nessalux 8 years
one night stand ;]
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
Hoe about shoot for the greater good?
danakscully64 danakscully64 8 years
Eveday - +1 :) I'm subscribed to this thread and accidentally clicked on your last post first... I thought it was relevant to the thread title LOL I'm glad it's not!
eveday eveday 8 years
*after copulation (or during it).
eveday eveday 8 years
By the way, it's not true that all female praying mantis kill the male after copulation -- and the reasons why they do so (when it's the case) are not unknown, cientists are not clueless like you suggested -- they (reasons) have been debated and one of them, very clear, is that making and laying the eggs take a lot of energy and the male (much smaller than the female) happens to be an easy, "fresh" and excellent source of protein meal (and this is not even remotely close to a "having fun" concept).
eveday eveday 8 years
I can give more examples, but I think this is sufficient. So, yes, animals do kill things for fun. Sufficient for your own theory. I'm not going into an argument about what is cruel and what is not -- I've read articles (from respectable magazines such as National Geographic) and watched many hours of Animal Planet's documentaries about the things you've just mentioned, so I'm aware of that. However, you conveniently forgot to mention that when animals aren't killing for eating, they're either defending their territories or trying to keep their hunting skills "sharp" (since they'll need that in the future, when food is not abundant anymore). It's also a way to train their offspring -- something extremely necessary in animal kingdom. I still don't think it's the same thing and even in the worst, most rudimentary comparison, let's say: animals are evil creatures just like us -- humans still have the power of discernment, irrational animals don't. You think hunting is fair, I think it's disgusting -- I don't think (nor I want) to change your mind and you definitely won't change mine.
Rebecca14916991 Rebecca14916991 8 years
"Animals don't kill for fun" Actually, this is very untrue. Our very own cute and cuddly bottlenose dolphins (who also rape each other, by the way) will surround and kill a shark just because they see one - it may not have seen them or even been headed in their direction, but they'll do it just because they can. Wolves will do the same thing to coyotes upon occasion, just because they see the coyote scavenging at a kill they at their fill at a day ago. Killer whales kill things for fun all the time. Blue crabs eat each other for no particular reason, even when other food is more abundant and easier to get. Praying mantis and some spider females eat their mates while they're getting it on, even if they just ate, for no reason scientists can even try to fathom. I can give more examples, but I think this is sufficient. So, yes, animals do kill things for fun.
oni1 oni1 8 years
on looks alone, i just don't find him attractive.
danakscully64 danakscully64 8 years
"its no different from eating any meat from the store" Actually, hunting is more humane for the most part... farm factories are horrible. I'm anti-meat, period. And just because people can't afford groceries, doesn't make another issue not important. In the time you spend hunting (waiting, killing, gutting, cleaning, etc), you could be working a normal job and buying healthier (and more) foods.
lindssaurussss lindssaurussss 8 years
who cares if he hunts there are still people out there who can barely afford groceries. its no different from eating any meat from the store, its free. but on the other note. ooohhh yeah totally do if i was a baby-hungry redneck.
infraredflower infraredflower 8 years
He is definitely not ready for commitment in this time in his life... as he's shown. That's fine, except for the whole having-a-son thing. Oops. ><
Chouette4u Chouette4u 8 years
Ladies who have picked "Do" (I am not even going to address you whackjobs who have picked Marry), please consider the small chance that he would knock you up while having sex. The country would never hear the end of it.
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 8 years
Dump. Not only is he a media wh*re but he also hunts. So definitely "NO" to Levi. I almost felt bad for him when everything first came out about the pregnancy/post-birth however now he is just annoying.
RockAndRepublic RockAndRepublic 8 years
He has issues wearing a condom. 'nough said. But i'll add a bit more. He has a kid, didn't even finish High School.
eveday eveday 8 years
It's alright, Lilkimbo. We'll have to agree to disagree then. I don't want to sound like I'm preaching, far from that -- my position about hunting is personal so you're free to disagree with. *But you're right about the "just for fun" meaning exclusively. So let me rephrase it: "animals don't kill other animals for fun, they do it because they have to".
danakscully64 danakscully64 8 years
It's not necessary though.
lilkimbo lilkimbo 8 years
I disagree, eve. I know a lot of people who eat mostly venison for protein during hunting season. Also, "just for fun" would mean that you're not eating the meat. If you use the animal for meat, etc., it's not exclusively for fun.
eveday eveday 8 years
Lilkimbo, I didn't say that hunters don't eat what they kill. I said animals don't do it just for fun -- they do it because they have to, it's not a choice. The main reason why someone hunts is not exactly nourishment.
lilkimbo lilkimbo 8 years
Hunters don't do it just for sport; they eat their game.
zuke zuke 8 years
eveday eveday 8 years
Animals themselves hunt other animals and living things to eat. It's just part of the cycle of life, to me. True that. But I've never seen an animal hunting another one just for fun.
Rebecca14916991 Rebecca14916991 8 years
I also see nothing wrong with a man who hunts. First, I think it's a good skill to have if the apocalypse ever comes around (lol), and second, the only reason we don't do it very much as a culture anymore is because we've figured out how to raise the animals we used to hunt, and that's just so much more convenient. Animals themselves hunt other animals and living things to eat. It's just part of the cycle of life, to me. Now, if you removed his personality and just left his body, or better yet, inserted the personality of someone who is actually, you know, NICE, has a good head on his shoulders, isn't fame-seeking and would care enough to use PROTECTION, then I would do him. Otherwise, I would dump his ass so fast he would never know what hit him.
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
Good-looking he may be, but seriously. Not if he was the last man on the planet.
eveday eveday 8 years
This has to be a joke.
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