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Do, Dump or Marry? Michael Phelps

Olympic swimming champ Michael Phelps dove into some hot water when he was photographed taking a bong hit, but that has not kept the 14-Olympic gold medal winning Adonis from keeping some lucrative endorsement deals, including some new Subway sandwich ads opposite Jared, the usual spokesperson.

But enough about the nonessential. Is this buff swimmer (who sometimes looks — to me—either totally hot, kinda douchey, or a tad dorky) a do, dump or marry?

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chow chow 8 years
he really does lok like a douche. the only thing he really has going for him is that hes a great athlete and, im sure, incredibly rich.
remember-aurora remember-aurora 8 years
He looks like a smallrus.
clew001 clew001 8 years
he is not even close to being cute. he is only hot for his body
zuke zuke 8 years
Great body, but no. Dump.
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 8 years
None of the above. I'll just watch him swim. Thank you. :)
simplyfab87 simplyfab87 8 years
Do just once then dump
niicoley niicoley 8 years
Dump! Great body...but that face *shudder*
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
He really is not cute to me at all but I know people who say that he is nice. Also he has not made a complete mess of hang out spots in Fells Point, so I say dump but I would actually rather go drinking and dancing with at the 8X10 bar then over to Jimmy's for brunch in the morning.
kristyy kristyy 8 years
I have to say he's got an awesome body. It's like a work of art that mere mortals only desire to have. But that's all I'd want to look at.
margokhal margokhal 8 years
I never really really liked him that much, but he's worth a do at least once. The whole "bag over the head" thing TOTALLY reminds me of Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) in Nip/Tuck where he does the lady he just finished plastic surgery on with a paper bag over her head! It's kind of sad...
deeann deeann 8 years
i never thought he was good looking especially once he opened his mouth. yes he's definitely a great swimmer but outside the pool he's a total douche bag.
aphi3986 aphi3986 8 years
He's an amazing athlete but between the underage dui and the fact that he is in fact a total rude d-bag, Dump big time.
telane telane 8 years
Do, but only as long as there were blackout curtains in the room and I was blindfolded. I don't think I could resist that body, but his mouth/teeth freak me out.... kind of like when you hear banjos play the theme from deliverance.... scary, bad, hillbilly thoughts.
chatondeneige chatondeneige 8 years
Dump! Is it skeevy-looking guy week on D/D/M?
weffie weffie 8 years
And only if he gave me a bongload :)
leslievanhouten leslievanhouten 8 years
The dorky doucheness and the bong I can live with. If smoking pot at a party was a deal breaker, I myself would have never gotten dates. But "dating" Carrie Prejean- big fat FAIL
weffie weffie 8 years
My first thought too... with a bag on his head, totally!
b1uebunn b1uebunn 8 years
He's a "butthisface." Ha. But seriously, he seems like a big dumb oaf. Not interested. Dump.
mix-tape mix-tape 8 years
He has a nice body, but his attitude and his facial expressions are a turn off.
Gdeeaz Gdeeaz 8 years
Do, well only if he keeps his swimming cap on. When I first heard about him a few years ago i was totally in love with him but not anymore.
Briandiesel Briandiesel 8 years
I'd do. Just once though.
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
I used to have a major crush on him back in 2004. That's only becasuse I always saw him with his cap on! After the bong incident, I just lost total respect for him and he just seems like a major douche abg. :oy: But, he is a great athlete, I'll give him that.
sarahcateh sarahcateh 8 years
do.... with a bag over his head.
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