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Do, Dump, or Marry: Stephen Colbert

So technically, Stephen Colbert's already married, but we can dream. Stephen is a man of many talents. Not only does he star in his nightly comedy show, he's also a Sunday school teacher, and soon-to-be guest editor of Newsweek magazine. It's hard not to find a smart and funny man sexy, right? Is Stephen doing anything for you?


janneth janneth 8 years
I would want him to stay in character. And have you seen his new Private Stephen shaved head? Kinda cute.
Jinx Jinx 8 years
I guess I am just not physically attracted to him because I think he is smart and funny. :shrug: Maybe its because I have never seen him out of "character". I have this image of him judging my sexual performance with a wag of the finger or a tip of the hat. ;)
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
Walk in the park and eat ice cream with
genesisrocks genesisrocks 8 years
MARRY! When you grow old you want the guy who makes you laugh
Midnight-Harlow Midnight-Harlow 8 years
Marry and do often. He's funny, seems sweet.
janneth janneth 8 years
Too Pointdextor, are you joking? Stephen is yummy and bootylicious, and Stewart will be our flower girl.
lizlee89 lizlee89 8 years
oops; I meant "I think"...
lizlee89 lizlee89 8 years
normally, I hate these Do, Dump, or Marry things; since I like they are insulting, degrading, and disgusting; I absolutely luv Colbert - not only is he alreasy an attractive man, but the fact that he is also smart and funny makes him even sexier...
Jinx Jinx 8 years
Now, Jon Stewart is another story! Yum! Colbert is too poindexter for me.
cloroxcowgirl cloroxcowgirl 8 years
Um, do and then marry, I have a mad crush on this guy.
simplyfab87 simplyfab87 8 years
Marry! He's so adorable and funny.
fcseamstress fcseamstress 8 years
Wow!! 70% at Marry?!?! Wasn't expecting that... He would be pretty pleased about that... Unfortunately, Colbert really isn't my type. Stewart on the other hand... Mmmm mmmm!!
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
Marry with a doubt! I just LOVE him! :love: You should do a Jon Stewart one ;)
eveday eveday 8 years
Marry. My first choice would still be Jon Stewart but I love Stephen Colbert as well.
weffie weffie 8 years
Do, with a side of Amy Sedaris!
rachelwinzz rachelwinzz 8 years
marry because he's hilarious and every day would be full of laughs i looove him
Jinx Jinx 8 years
No dream of mine. He is funny and I like his show, but eeewwwwww.
j0j0y j0j0y 8 years
Marry! GOD I LOVE HIM. He's just so... perfect.
mondaymoos mondaymoos 8 years
Marry! He's not fall-over-myself gorgeous, but he's definite cute. And funny... and smart.... ;)
Lukin Lukin 8 years
Marry! He's the perfect guy.
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