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Do Food and Sex Mix?

In college, I had this insanely fun roommate that was so wild and free, she made me jealous. She was always full of amazing stories of all the crazy things she'd done.

One night I remember being woken up at two in the morning by joyful screaming in the hallway. I opened my door, rubbed my eyes, and saw her running naked down the hall with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and her bra in the other. A naked guy was following close behind her. I smiled, shook my head, and went back to bed. In the morning, I found peanut butter smeared all over the shower. When she finally woke up, she shrugged her shoulders and said, "We didn't have any chocolate syrup!"

I have to say that I've never experimented much with food and sex. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about food and sex? Are you into that? Is there a certain food that works really well and one you'd never use again?


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pookiepooh pookiepooh 9 years
mucus membranes are found not only in the mouth.... my boyfriend rubs N*ICE menthol cough drops on my nether regions. WOW! Definitely use sugar-free, though, to prevent yeast infection (yeast loves sugar!)
minaminamina minaminamina 9 years
ummm - I imagine the fruit was not washed, ergo, natural foods produce some natural substances left behind by insects... it's a pretty common scenario (at least regarding bugs in food) for anyone else who eats organic. And she does. Farmers market fruit cannot be beat in price or deliciousness... unfortunately, it needs to be rigorously cleaned, or else DISASTER! Not smart of her to let him stick some food up her junk, though, I'll admit.
Agreed with the popular consensus of no food, or food items in your vahjayjay. A little bit of honey, or whip cream is fun, but half way through, you start sticking to everything. Flavored lube leaves a weird taste/tingly feeling in your mouth, and tastes chemically.
ummmidkman ummmidkman 9 years
bullshit. how the hell would a fly fly into her pussy and lay an egg in a peice of strawberry? crap.
nopenope nopenope 9 years
Food items should never go in the vagina, that's just asking for trouble and infection. The occasional little dribble here or there of something yummy on flesh is pretty nice. :) I can never do anything cold to his body, he hates it. So, with him it's flesh temp or warmer unless it's super hot outside. My boyfriend likes "accidentally" dropping pomegranate arils on my belly or down my shirt and then finding them/eating them off me. It's cute when he goes "oops!" and drops them on me, with most of them rolling off or he missing and then he does it again and says "oops!" again. Haha, it's super adorable!
juliemyjewel juliemyjewel 9 years
Ice cubes, but only to cool my/his mouth, and Altoids... Anything else just sounds messy and like your gonna have to wash your sheest right after, not thanks.
beautiful1nes beautiful1nes 9 years
I've tried whip cream (that was fun) ice cream (kinda interesting) Ice cubes (cold as hell but made it really fun) cherries ( they were yummy) I think that is all. lol Well all that I can think of. :? I might of tried more if not I'm willing to try. I like to experiment it makes it more exciting!
demeter demeter 9 years
I like ice cubes.
fashionhore fashionhore 9 years
I personally enjoy ice cubes and cool-whip. But I have gotten more turned on by eating sensual foods before the deed than while doing the deed. It's very fun and tatilizing; kind of like 9 1/2 weeks.
donniesgirl07 donniesgirl07 9 years
Interesting, very interesting. And now I'm scared! Between the maggots, yeast infections, and x-rays... I think I will leave food out of the equation.
elmendoa elmendoa 9 years
it sounds so dirty! and totally unsanitary. no don't think i could. maybe a small amount of honey, or something minor. but peanut butter? NAST.
Marci Marci 9 years
I've never had the slightest interest in doing this, for some reason.
NdHebert NdHebert 9 years
I've done a 'Jawbreaker' once and my boyfriend loved it. Get a popsickle and suck on it, then do exactly what you did to the popsickle to your man. Not only is it a turn on, a tease, and cold, you get to suck on something delightful!!
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 9 years
well cmon people of course you shouldnt shove anything up in yer privates! I have a friend who works in radiology and he brought home x-rays of various items people shoved into thier arseholes.....The best one was an easy cheese canister.
Sofiababy Sofiababy 9 years
UGH i've been wanting to try this FOREVER but i have such bad luck and i fear it would just be BAD.. minaminamina you've confirmed my fears! *shivers i think i would take it as far as chocolate sauce and thats IT!
k8-rckstr k8-rckstr 9 years
"Gross, Like eating a turd out of the toilet.. " hahahaha oklahoma that was rad
demonkitty18 demonkitty18 9 years
chocolate, honey and ice cubes- old faves ;)
Pumpkin-Queen Pumpkin-Queen 9 years
'should have counted the strawberries' :D - mild hysterical fit going on here Food stays in the kitchen. If you really need flavour get flavoured lube (which i personally hate)
oklahoma oklahoma 9 years
Gross, Like eating a turd out of the toilet.. nutella on a banana.. AHAAAAA.. Sorry Ria25 good thing its over, and you don't have to do that tonight, or you'd probably think about that!
ria25 ria25 9 years
I tried nutella once on an wasn't very erotic for was like eating a banana with nutella on it. So no, I don't think they mix at all.
Jinx Jinx 9 years
:rotfl: Too Funny.
oklahoma oklahoma 9 years
HAHA.. I just thought about teeth in my TACO MOUTH.. They be some cold teeth w/ that ice cube stuck in there.. ya know, if there were teeth in there. just saying! *red face*
Jinx Jinx 9 years
Where else do you have teeth?! :rotfl:
oklahoma oklahoma 9 years
Cymone.. LMAO.. counted the strawberries.. also, Ice Cubes, Whoa, what if one of those got stuck, Long time to melt. BBBBUURRRR. I think the wrong teeth would be chattering..
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