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Do Tell: Has Anyone Ever Walked in on You Masturbating?

I'm sure you all know by now that I'm in full support of masturbation. Not only do I think it's completely natural, but I also feel that it gives you a chance to find out what you like and what gets you excited. That being said, masturbation is definitely a private time, and not something you want the whole world to know you're doing. Since accidents do happen, I'm wondering, has anyone ever caught you in the act? If so, what did you do?

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ThunderRose ThunderRose 7 years
Ummm, I started when I was really young... Not hardcore or anything obviously, because I was too young to even understand. But I was under the covers, and my mom walks in, and throws the covers over. The next day, both parents asked about it. I made my dad leave and told my mom my pants were down on accident. lol, great excuse, younger me.
Abnormal-girlie Abnormal-girlie 7 years
My hubby caught me, I was totally naked with my hand in the cookie jar so to speak on top of the bed. I thought he was mowing the yard, but he left the mower on to come in ask me a quick question. I could have died from embarrassment. He acted like it was nothing bad at all and asked if he could watch. Not that I could have finished anyway at that point, but I told him no. He left and never brought it up again. I think maybe I handled it wrong, but I was mortified.
hottie86 hottie86 8 years
I'm 18 and my Bf and I have been going out for almost a year. I got caught once by him not very long ago but now when we are in the bedroom he asks me to masturbate I try to, he loves watching it! He does it sometimes to! I was staying at my mum's house once with my Bf and mum walked in coming to give us clean towels, it was double embarasing cos we were both masturbating and were moving in to have sex! She walked straight out and didn't come in without knocking after that!!
hope2be hope2be 8 years
Not quite. But my mom and dad once found my stack of condoms (they were staying over for the holiday and when I was at work, they decided to help me clean up around the house). Yeah, it was a rude awakening for them to find their daughter ain't a virgin...at 25. LOL. And um one time, my ex and I were having sex in the living room on my birthday when all of our friends sneaked inside to prepare a surprise b'day party for me. Oh man, let's just say that no one tried to give me any surprise b'day party after that.
piksie007 piksie007 8 years
TJE...i feel like the 'watching' situation might be kinda similar to how many men find two women together hot as fuck, but i don't know of many women who think gay men are all that exciting, lol. women are just effing sexier, to watch, to kiss, to etc, i guess haha that didn't make much sense. it made a lot more sense in my head. oh well.
TJE TJE 8 years
I'm surprised how many women are OK with men looking at porn! I'm constantly being told how women find it demeaning and all that. I pray to God I never get caught. Why do you think it's a turn on for men to look at women and yet I know of very few women who think it's a turn on if a mans in that position.
mod16 mod16 8 years
umm. no. however, i have walked in on my boyfriend doing it... TWICE. it was so gross seeing it. tissues and all. gross. he's banned from looking at porn.
AlexE70 AlexE70 8 years
OMG! My mother did when I was about 15! It was my very first time and I had no idea what I was doing! She walked in and said "Oh God! Put it away! Put it away!" LOL!
diazy diazy 8 years
I was really young and curious about my lady bits. I was I think 11, sitting for some reason on my bed very much in my own world when suddenly my dad walks in, bringing my morning coffee. He just looked shocked turned around and left, I just sat there in a state of shock. I thought I would never be able to look him in the eye again. I did though but it was so embarrassing
BabeeGrl BabeeGrl 8 years
No, but if my Mom had ever caught me....she'd have tried to give me tips later. I remember her telling me about those feelings when I was about 15ish and what to do about them. Basically telling me how to use the bathtub. LOL My mom is such a trip!
wayneswife wayneswife 8 years
My fiancee caught me less than a week ago LOL! He just got back from Iraq and was totally shocked. I then asked him what he thought I was doing while he was gone... then he sat there for a second and waited for me to keep going... of course he could only watch for like a minute... I felt like a kid going to the principals office LOL
omigodruserious omigodruserious 8 years
LOL NO! Thank goodness! That would be HORRIBLE!
theclapmaster theclapmaster 8 years
Oh my gosh! This totally relates to me in so many ways. I love masturbation and I regularly take part in it about six times a day, many of these deeds done public :) I was in this smalltown coffee shop one evening and I pulled up some pictures of Lindsay Lohan, none of them were pornographic, but still... she's hott! Anyway, one thing led to another and i pulled my jacket over myself and took myself right there. It was sooooooo good and just as i was about to *release* i noticed a scruffy man with spectacles ogling me. What a perv!! I will never recover.
siguros siguros 8 years
hahaha NO.
Briandiesel Briandiesel 8 years
I have felt like the bf was gonna catch me a couple times, and I actually liked it. He never has though. lol - he might have known though lol
tink831 tink831 8 years
once i was really horny and i tried several times to wake up my bf but he was completely passed out so i decided to take matters into my own hands...next thing i know he rolls over and says "are you playing with yourself? why didn't you wake me? ...i would have taken care of that!"...if you only knew baby...
tlsgirl tlsgirl 8 years
Yes, and I still can't think of it without blushing! My mom walked in on me once when I was in high school, and then yelled "be sure to wash your hands" when she called me for dinner a few minutes later. Ugh, it's still embarrassing.
Rebecca14916991 Rebecca14916991 8 years
A couple of times, actually... don't really remember how many! Like cravinsugar, I got walked in on, but I was under blankets and lying down - I never felt comfortable doing it without something covering me - so I just closed my eyes as soon as I heard the door open and pretended to be asleep (I was notorious for sleeping a lot in high school!) It was usually my mom or my sister. They were the only ones who walked in without knocking (sister because we shared a room, mom because she just didn't knock!) I wonder if they ever figured it out?... Neither has ever said anything, and we have a very open family, so probably not. I think. I hope. *blush*
cedany cedany 8 years
The "finding mom's vibrator" story is really funny... lol. A teacher caught me at boarding school. She just stared accusingly at me then left the room. Rather embarrassing... Also, a huge violation of privacy, but I didn't realise that as I was 11 at the time. Other than that, my grandmother asked me if I masturbate when I was 6 (she's very religious, so I just said "no" and she dropped the whole topic). My mother always knew if I got off overnight since my sheets were a sweaty mess in the morning but she never said anything about it, thank god. Oh, and my hubby asks me to masturbate in front of him... but he can only bear watching for about 30 seconds before he gets too worked up to just watch. Not that I mind...
JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 8 years
My BFF walked in on me but she had no idea since I was under the blanket. When she went into the bathroom I just threw on my pants haha. My roommate has too but again I was under the blanket and he didn't have a clue. I had actually stopped right before he walked in anyway.
cravinsugar cravinsugar 8 years
I usually wake up shortly after, or i remember it when i wake up the next morning. But I had one in the dream I know, and i guess it means i had a real one. if not, DANG do i have some SWEET dreams, cause I would almost bet the house that i had one lol
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