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Do Tell: What's the Best Nickname For the Male Anatomy?

Do Tell: What's the Best Nickname For the Male Anatomy?

We've heard all of your nicknames for your lady business, but now it's time to share your code names for your guy's business. Even though they might deny it, guys have nicknames just like we do. So ladies, do tell: What's your favorite nickname, or the funniest one you've heard, for a penis?

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ThisGirlHaley ThisGirlHaley 5 years
my boyfriend calls his, his "pecker" gotta love it.
DiamondSkies DiamondSkies 6 years
We don't have pet names for our body parts, but our code for sex is "Gilbert." (I'm not sure why anymore), but it works for when we're around people or our daughter.
Abnormal-girlie Abnormal-girlie 7 years
He calls it Mr. Happy, I call it his package or junk or my play thing. If I am mad I call it a penis, because he hates that word. Have to be careful with that one though or he will use the "c" word on me and I hate that word.
Sandy70072 Sandy70072 8 years
I call my husband's penis, DaDa sausage, and he loves it. he calls my vagina catwoman.
Sandy70072 Sandy70072 8 years
I call my husband's penis, DaDa sausage, and he loves it. he calls my vagina catwoman.
labysus labysus 9 years
a tail ... there is one loose in my bath tub right now! hi-ha!
Alisha_Stiletto Alisha_Stiletto 9 years
JunkorWeenis
Alisha_Stiletto Alisha_Stiletto 9 years
Junk or Weenis
yoyankbmars yoyankbmars 9 years
i've been using the word man piece lately
kiwishe kiwishe 9 years
Lil Guy.
kiwishe kiwishe 9 years
Lil Guy.
tiffanysophia tiffanysophia 9 years
fireman
tiffanysophia tiffanysophia 9 years
fireman
Daisie Daisie 9 years
I do call it mine, sometimes. ^^ Otherwise, I just call it penis, dick, cock. I'm a simple girl, really. =pOne boyfriend called his Pokey (so lame), another called his Prince. I called my ex-fiance's Officer Randy Johnson, because he was a cop. But I only did that in teasing, non-sexual mode! Lol, I don't think I could use a nickname in the heat of the moment!
Daisie Daisie 9 years
I do call it mine, sometimes. ^^ Otherwise, I just call it penis, dick, cock. I'm a simple girl, really. =p One boyfriend called his Pokey (so lame), another called his Prince. I called my ex-fiance's Officer Randy Johnson, because he was a cop. But I only did that in teasing, non-sexual mode! Lol, I don't think I could use a nickname in the heat of the moment!
prblms4loki prblms4loki 9 years
mine haha. all mine
prblms4loki prblms4loki 9 years
minehaha. all mine
brantsmama brantsmama 9 years
haha.. when we are joking around we call it a trouser trout.. its dumb, but makes me laugh.. haha..
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