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Do Tell: What's the Stupidest Question You've Ever Asked or Been Asked?

Do Tell: What's the Stupidest Question You've Ever Asked or Been Asked?

Today is "stupid question day.” Some people say "there is no such thing as a stupid question" and while I would like to agree, let's be honest, sure there is!! I know I have asked my fair share of them, so ladies, do tell, what is the stupidest question you've ever asked someone, and, what's the stupidest question you've ever been asked?

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shall10 shall10 5 years
And what is dog and god backwards rreally lol!  
shall10 shall10 5 years
Stupid question is how do you spell A?
artfashionmusic7 artfashionmusic7 9 years
im a twin and some woman was like " Are u grls twins?" we said yes and shes like oh and how old r u ? (2 my twin) she answered 19 at the time and then she turned 2 me and asked, " and how old r u?" ???!! LADDDYY WE JUST SAID WER TWINSS!! WAT PART OF THAT DIDNT U GET?! lol gzzz ppl these days. :P soo i answered lookin at her like IS SHE 4 REALZZZ?! :P lol and im like im ...19.. (thinkin idiot..) :P lol yea tats like the only stupid question i can think of that iv been asked. :P
sabrinaBee sabrinaBee 9 years
these are hilarious. i'm still thinking about what stupid one's i asked...and still do. i have so many i can't remember right now. i'm so dumb sometimes :S
kendallina kendallina 9 years
I asked how often US Weekly comes out. Hee hee!
kitkat15 kitkat15 9 years
i love all of these!! i cant remember a stupid question right now but i can think of a "stupid answer". it was in junior high and my teacher told us to fill in the blank. He said, " the great wall of _____" my friend was so excited about this one cuz she felt so confident in her answer and she shouted out "CUBA!!!" the whole class just looked at her and she couldnt understand why!! wow i still laugh about it
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
LOL, great post! I hate that "why are you single?" question too. A few weeks ago, a co-worker asked me how to spell scan, so I told her S-C-A-N. About 20 minutes later, she asked me again, and I spelled it again, and she said "Are you sure?" Then about 20 minutes later, she asked me AGAIN how to spell scan, and I told her, and she said "No, it has an R in it." I said "No it doesn't," and she said "Yeah it does," and wrote SCRAN. :ROTFL: Stupid in several different ways-not knowing how to spell scan, not remembering what I'd already answered, and then deciding her spelling was right anyway. Another question I hate is "What country are you from?" and I say "Australia" and people say "But where are you from originally?" I was born here, my parents were born here, my grandparents were born here!
murdock99tx murdock99tx 9 years
I've been asked if my boobs are real, but that doesn't really bother me. (They're real, and if I didn't like 'em, I'd just buy some that suited me better! God bless America.) BUT: my friend, Manny R., has the funniest comment about boobs: "If I can feel 'em in my hands, they're real!" :D
lime038 lime038 9 years
So my best friend was telling me about the Dominican Republic and turned to tell him " I want to go there! I've never been to South America!" That was 3 years ago and I never hear the end of it...
mrspiven mrspiven 9 years
i lived in kansas for a while, and whenever i tell people i used to live there they always ask "So, did you meet Dorothey?" or "Do you really have tornadoes?" well, no, Dorothey isn't real, you idiot, and tornadoes are a very real natural event. they really happen.
theCatsPajamas theCatsPajamas 9 years
TOP THREE: "Does the sun set in the west in New York?" - my little sis (i forgave her because i love her) "Where is Boston College?" - some high school kid at a college fair "Who wrote Macbeth?" - an actor auditioning for the role of the porter woah people. just... woah.
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 9 years
is "do you have a boyfriend?" , when I said no... they said the stupidest question "why?" lately I was answering, "I kind of eat them, so I don't got any now" the question, sadly, is from my aunts, friends and cousins...
Jessie-M Jessie-M 9 years
I work for an ISP, and definitely hear some pretty baffling questions daily. Some of the best: (when telling someone to click on a button near the top of the screen)"Where is the top part of my computer screen?" "What's a keyboard?" "Do I need to be connected to the internet to use my CD Drive?" "Do I need a separate keyboard to type capital letters?" "My computer screen has had smoke coming out the back for a while..is that bad?"
blair20 blair20 9 years
Oh! I forgot one. I'm a waitress, and often times when bills are split, it isn't split exactly evenly--usually one more person will pay an extra penny. One woman actually asked me why hers was more than her friend's (by a cent, ugh). I told her jokingly that it was because the government hasn't come out with half-cent coins yet. She was like "Oh, really? That's why?" People are unbelievably stupid.
blair20 blair20 9 years
I think the stupidest question I have ever asked was a week ago. I got eggs that are fed an all vegetarian diet so for some reason I asked my boyfriend "Does that mean the chickens were vegetarians?" and he just stared at me for like 5 minutes shaking his head. It didn't even dawn on me that of course they would be vegetarians, they can't eat meat! ^Unfortunately, chickens do eat meat. Grain does not fatten them up fast enough, so they are often fed the scraps that don't end up on your plate. It's forced cannibalism. The stupidest question that I get asked constantly is "so... you don't eat meat?" after I tell people I'm a vegetarian. What do you think vegetarians are? Though I do work with this girl who calls herself a vegetarian but eats chicken... I keep reminding her that she's just a preferentialitarian (lol I made that up). It irks me a bit!
reese05 reese05 9 years
I've been asked the most stupid questions when I was working for an ISP provider before as technical support. One was... " I cannot see anything on my monitor, what should I do? " I said " did you turn it on? " she said " umm no, do I have to do that? " DUH! And the second funniest: While troubleshooting her pc I asked " Do you see the "My Computer" icon on your desktop " she said " ummm no, I only see "My Computer" " AHAHAHA I did not know how to react to this...it is sooo dumb!
northern_lass northern_lass 9 years
Just for clarity's sake, Christopher Columbus, who thought he had reached India when he hit North America, was Italian, not English. Although he was funded by the Spanish.
lovelybritty84 lovelybritty84 9 years
My boyfriend and I were leaving a store one day. I got into the driver's seat of the car, turned the keys so that the car would turn on, but noticed that the car wasn't moving. I got really frustrated and was like, "why isn't the car moving?!" My boyfriend just looked at me and said, "are you serious.?" I was just sitting there, super frustrated and confused, and he was like "the car is in PARK." and I was like "I KNOW! But it's not moving!!" That was pretty bad x.x
Zero_Cool Zero_Cool 9 years
These are hilarious! I used to work at a type of fast food restaurant, and I seriously was asked (more than once, mind you): "What's the difference between a quarter pound and a half pound?" My smartass response: "About a quarter of a pound." Or, when asked if they would like a quarter pound or half pound burger, I'm always asked: "Which one is smaller?" Seriously?!
malzie89 malzie89 9 years
last summer me and my friends were talking about going mini golfing...here's the dialog phil: what is it? Ron: its 18 Me: oh, i cant go..im not 18.. Ron: holes, mal...18 holes whoopppsss ..technically not a question but still pretty stupid of me
Nitrobezene Nitrobezene 9 years
I was on a cruise ship and a man walked into the elevator with me and asked "Does this elevator take you to the front of the ship?" Lol...
bealotus bealotus 9 years
I am latina and a french lady asked me if I was french. She had a strong french accent and I have a soft latino accent. I thought she may have hearing problems. And a stupid cashier at Marshall's :Is that your daughter??? (with a very annoying voice). Duh! yes! just because her skin is lighter than me and she got green eyes doesn't mean she doesn't look like me.
Tamma1387 Tamma1387 9 years
i have a small frame so when I was pregnant I was all belly(and some butt). At the end of the school year a guy who had been in two of my classes all year asked me if I was or just getting fat. No stupid, i'm growing a bowling ball in there. Oh and when I did have baby I was breast feeding on a bench in the mall and someone asked if she was my baby. Hel-lo!
overyou overyou 9 years
The stupidest question I've ever been asked has to be in 9th grade when our class was assigned to make a children story with pictures and all. There were these 2 ditsy girls that sat in front of me. Out of nowhere one girl turns around and asked me,"do birds have beaks?" Obviously i started laughing cus' i thought she was joking but apparently not since she kept a straight face. It was even more funnier when i realized that 10 minutes before she asked me what her picture looked like. I responded with, "Iono a dolphin?" and i walked away. Now i realized that she was trying to draw a bird. One of my favourite memories of high school!!!
nikecold nikecold 9 years
Yeah I've gotten the no boyfriend thing a lot. "Why are you single" "I don't know" "but seriously now, why?" "Because I'm a FRIGID BITCH! Thats why dumbass" Sorry its just irritating. I got asked if we had traffic lights in my country, right after I told the same person that buses aren't safe and most middle class people have at least one car. So yeah we just take turn crossing the street I guess.
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