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Do Tell: What's Your Code Name For Sex?

Do Tell: What's Your Code Name For Sex?

When you feel frisky and ready to get it on, sometimes telling your partner in code is easier than coming right out and saying, "Honey, let's get out of here so we can have sex!" There are millions of slang terms for the act of making love, so do tell, how do you refer to doing it when you're trying to be stealth?

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Venus1 Venus1 7 years
Why have a code? I call it sex!
dikke-kus dikke-kus 7 years
Hmmm. We are so direct. If I'm feeling sort of flirty I might say "doppie maken?" which is Dutch for do you want to make it? If I feel like making him laugh I ask "will we eat a cookie in the morning?" That's a famous old Dutch expression when you are trying to guess if someone will spend the night with you. Since after an evening together, in the morning it's commom to eat this dutch cookie together. He says if you really ask someone they go running for the hills and it's quite rude to ask.
WildFire14 WildFire14 8 years
All I need to do is play hard to get.. with a very naughty smile.. He's always ready and wanting! If it were possible, he'd have sex all day with me.. I'm "irresistable" to him.. We can't keep our hands off of each other anyway
LadyLiLa83 LadyLiLa83 8 years
Wanna get some ice cream?
LadyLiLa83 LadyLiLa83 8 years
Wanna get some ice cream?
Blix Blix 8 years
Action!
Blix Blix 8 years
Action!
Tiffy86153 Tiffy86153 8 years
When my bf and I first started dating we had an inside joke and we used to say " want to go play Twister "or something to that effect.
Ninaka Ninaka 8 years
We usually just say, " I am hungry."
tfergus tfergus 8 years
we usually call it 'painting'. ;)
Phyllis-Beauvais Phyllis-Beauvais 8 years
intercourse. occasionally if we are feeling aroused, my husband will ask me if i want to do george washington *giggles*
mcockram mcockram 8 years
Oh please! Just grab your bag, wink, and say "We got a little quiet time to take care of." Your friends should get the hint. Your kids will take you literally.
mcockram mcockram 8 years
Oh please! Just grab your bag, wink, and say "We got a little quiet time to take care of." Your friends should get the hint. Your kids will take you literally.
98769876 98769876 8 years
I say "I need you to love on me" or "cuddle me" lol. sometimes it takes clarifying, "what type of cuddle???"
notoriuskitty notoriuskitty 8 years
My boyfriend and I call it having 'desserts' as it is the best dessert!
khadeekiinsz khadeekiinsz 8 years
Um..Our's is "Wanna do math homework?" or we just give each other this dorky look. These are really cute btw ladies =)
KandiQTC KandiQTC 8 years
"to watch a movie" ; coming from us usually watching movies before bed. lol
littleblonde littleblonde 8 years
i love all these! hahawe don't really have a code word, my boyfriend just pulls me on top of him.
littleblonde littleblonde 8 years
i love all these! haha we don't really have a code word, my boyfriend just pulls me on top of him.
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
Flyinghorse- my bf says the same thing or something like "I wanna do you". I usually don't say anything. I just pull him away and he knows from there.
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
Flyinghorse- my bf says the same thing or something like "I wanna do you". I usually don't say anything. I just pull him away and he knows from there.
Vaadsfweytes Vaadsfweytes 8 years
I've never had any code word for this up until recently. A neighbor of his complained about loud noise using a different word, and we thought it was hilarious, so we started using it as a joke to refer sex. But most of the times, I usually whisper in his ears or grab him and give him the 'look'.
dimples128 dimples128 8 years
I give him "fancy hugs." ;)
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