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Do Tell: If You Came With Instructions

I've always wished that each person came with an instruction manual, like DearSugar for Dummies or Boyfriend #12 for Dummies. You know what I mean.

Let's pretend for today that each of us does indeed come with a set of instructions. Do tell, what are the first 3 directions listed in your table of contents?


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girlwonder76 girlwonder76 10 years
1- feed me 2- i need my sleep 3- love me
a-gentle-rain a-gentle-rain 10 years
hey everyone! im always on this site so i thought id finally join. first post! so if i came with instructions... 1. when i do something stupid, i pretend it never happened. you should too. 2. i wear what i want to wear. k? 3. i love nothing more in this world than my two best friends. if u dont like them, you'll never hang with me.
rkdub rkdub 10 years
1) Do NOT attempt to control... I'm a redhead... enough said. 2) Do not be possessive or insecure (I will leave you... I can't stand that) 3) Be openminded and willing to try or do anything
slappymcgee slappymcgee 10 years
warning: likes things put away and neat. borderline obsessive compulsive!
designergirl designergirl 10 years
1. Don't ever talk to me in the morning- esp. before breakfast. Don't even let me see you. Hell really is other people at breakfast. 2. Stand up to me- I will respect you more. And be warned, I fight very, very dirty, if I start crying during an argument, it's usually just to make you feel badly. 3. I need you to be easygoing; I'm a super intense control freak and I will need you to calm me down.
stellbell stellbell 10 years
1. don't judge me 2. be there for me- through good times and bad 3. you sometimes have to be the one to call me first
nicachica nicachica 10 years
btw, my boyfriend already does #2 & 3 but i'm still working on #1! sigh...i'm slowly resigning myself to the fact that this will probably never happen...
nicachica nicachica 10 years
1. I am ALWAYS right. Say yes to whatever i want and you will be happy. 2. Look at me like i'm the only girl in the world for you and i'll be yours forever. 3. Respect and love my family because they are a part of me.
Bonne Bonne 10 years
1.) Feed me and I'll be yours forever 2.) If I'm sick, don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't touch me. Just ignore me. 3.) Feed me again.
aras8218 aras8218 10 years
1)Handle with care 2)Give stimulation frequently 3)Then leave the hell alone!
Thehills101 Thehills101 10 years
1) be sensitive, she gets hurt easily 2) give lots of hugs 3) Don't ask if "you're sure" after she's already said she's fine ♥јεήή♥
Marci Marci 10 years
1. Be a loyal and true friend. No backstabbing accepted. 2. Laugh and be silly with me. It's fun! 3. Chocolate required on a daily basis.
sriseden sriseden 10 years
1. Never wake me up - even if its 5pm, the kids are all hungry, and I'm late for work. 2. Pick up after yourself. 3. Arguing is a sport which I engage in readily and frequently, you don't have to play, but don't attempt to prevent me from playing.
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
1. Be nice to my car. Don't drive crazy, and don't use it as a garbage can. 2. Don't clutter every available surface in the house with your stuff. 3. Don't push my buttons. I'll leave.
M155-J4CK13 M155-J4CK13 10 years
(for a romantic partner) -Accept her dependency on you. You are the supposed to be the protector. The dominant one, the strong one. So act like it. -Accept her being a smoker. Oh, and like it. [smirk] -Respect her religious/moral/political beliefs, without necessarily having to agree with them. (for a friend) -Don't act pretentious. -Don't speak endlessly about shallow garbage. -Don't act as my competitor.
lms lms 10 years
1. Food makes her happy 2. She may forgive, but she will never forget 3. Take good care of her
Veekore Veekore 10 years
1) Call and ask "how are you", do little things to show me you appreciate me 2) Keep up with current events and politics-American Idol Does not count 3) Love my friends and family-they're the most important!
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
1. Be nice to her pets, they are her children! 2.Don't back out of plans with her or she'll be very dissapointed. 3.Give her lots of hugs (and chocolate).
MrsJigglesworth MrsJigglesworth 10 years
1. be very cautious about details b/c she is very sensitive 2. do not give her orders 3. rub her feet and head every evening :D
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
wow, total honesty. humm, okay; don't ask her to do anything before noon. when you ask try and have her think it's her idea. when she says she'll do it she will HER WAY and input or suggestions are dangerous to your health.
i-heart-monster i-heart-monster 10 years
1. Beware, she wins at all costs. 2. Will argue for just the sake of arguing; to her it's a sport. Do not feel like you have to engage in this activity with her as she does not give up easily. 3. Do not give reason for her to hold a grudge, she'll never let it go, and probably never talk to you again.
lecky1217 lecky1217 10 years
do not get too personal or ask too many questions, must call or text every so often, follow these instructions and she's alot of fun!
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