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Do Tell: Your Worst Dating Disaster

Last week, I ran into the fellow who would be the star of my "winning" dating disaster story, and as we said hello I realized -- for the first time -- that he definitely took top honors. It took me a second to kinda shake off the feeling of the memory. Next thing I knew, however, I felt a sense of genuine relief. I mean, how cool is it that my worst date ever is over and behind me?

I'm thinking the day after Friday might be a good time to share with us the story of your absolute worst date ever? Do tell, ladies!


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andaman andaman 10 years
smichael that is disgusting man..i would have left since dinner. I admired you for sticking around for ice cream. Yug!
Cairo Cairo 10 years
_ All these bad dates! You know there not funny at the time, but lol they sure are funny to hear about after! Oh smicheal that it so gross!Poor Girl!__________________________________________________________ "Yes! I Am Every Canadian!"
Marci Marci 10 years
ewww smichael, he licked the plate??????????? I actually find that more offensive than ogling all the other women.
smichael smichael 10 years
I once went on a date and the guy was rubber necking the whole night. Any woman that walked by at the restaurant he STARED at. I mean he would not stop looking until they disappeared from sight. He ate his dinner and then cleaned the plate with his fingers and tongue (I'm not joking he actually picked up the plate and licked it in the middle of a nice restaurant!). To top it all off, he would spit when he talked so when he was being really expressive my face was soaked. I was obviously wiping the spit off my face and he didn't say anything. He just kept spitting. Then he insisted we go and have ice cream for dessert. He ordered an enormous cone and proceeded to spit cone and ice cream all over my face as he talked. I couldn't take it anymore so I made an excuse and left.
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 10 years
I went on a blind date with someone's nephew- I met this woman at a work conference and she was so nice I figured her nephew would be too. He called, sounded nice, and we made plans to go out. He picked me up with a literal harem of women. We went to a club where he ignored me all night while he freaked his lady group. I was so upset I left the club alone, which wasn't a good idea- 2 Russian guys in a car kept following and cat calling me. I was never so glad to get home! And this was about... 8 years ago.
honey31 honey31 10 years
Lol marci!
Marci Marci 10 years
All the bad dates are worth it at times like these when we share them because they can be really funn! But I hope I am NEVER back on the market, so I'd better start behaving myself. :D
honey31 honey31 10 years
Lol I know andaman he was so clueless!
andaman andaman 10 years
oh honey31 that is so funny! talking about not having a clue!
honey31 honey31 10 years
I was on a date with this guy he took me to a fancy restaurant with cycling shorts which are like speedos!He got looks from people I was so embarrassed!
Deba Deba 10 years
Deba Deba 10 years
Grl in the world - Me too! Im soo thankful I dont have to go with the whole dating process again, man those two stories or just some of my disasters... Im just goofy when it comes about dating.
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
He paid for the dinner, and it was a really nice restaurant, so I guess that was supposed to be the gift...the dumping definitely cancelled out the yummy food though! Some guys are just clueless! All of you guys are making me laugh with your stories! I'm so glad I never went on any blind dates and that my dating days are over now that I'm with my sweetie :)
Marci Marci 10 years
grl, he broke up with you ON your birthday? That's an alltime low. Did he at least get you a gift? :D
Deba Deba 10 years
This happened with my current bf... it was not really a date, because we were just friends at that point, but he invited to this party, and I really did not had anything to do that night so I went. I'll admit that I was trying to play "tough girl" by drinking too much whisky. Well the night evolved and we end up kissing and stuff. The other friends he was hanging out wanted to go to another bar, by then I was already tipsey. We went outside to wait for a taxi and I was wearing this high heels that are kinda rough when you are not that sober, I lost my balance and felt on a ditch... I broke my leg and the rest of the night we had to spend it at the hospital.
Deba Deba 10 years
I was not even drunk! And I really liked that boy! hhehehe
Deba Deba 10 years
Oh boy! It was our second date and he wanted to introduce me to his friends, so we all went to this bar. We got there, we all took a sit and ordered beers and started talking, for some reason I started sweating and feeling like I was going to vomit, the only thought I had was "Chill, take a deep breath, swallow some saliva and everything will be ok". But no, you guys know the feeling before vomiting, so I stood up and went to the girls bathroom, but the bathroom was busy "Oh fuck! Please, please get out, please get out or I'll vomit right here", that was all there was on my mind. I waited two minutes but the girl wouldn't come out and the boy I was dating started looking at me like "WTF is wrong with you". I sat down but I couldn't hold it anymore and I puke on the table and in front of everyone... OMG... he never called me again.... that date was priceless.
andaman andaman 10 years
everything crisis i have been reading is a result of your date not being who you thought he was. Am I the only one who totally screwed up a few dates before? Am I the only bridget jones here? There must be someone else who screwed up their dates when they were young :)
andaman andaman 10 years
Ha ha ha least he paid for your ticket! That's quite funny blogsap.
blogsap blogsap 10 years
my "disaster" was in high school. he took me to a movie i didn't want to see, but he was really excited about. i fell asleep and followed him out of the theater when the movie ended... and continued to follow him into the men's bathroom. i was wide awake after that.
mandiesoh mandiesoh 10 years
Ims i cant think of any too! which is ODD, because im quite sure that i've experienced some bad ones!
lms lms 10 years
Mary that is hilarious. I can't really think of a bad date. I'm sure I had one. It is late and my brain is not working very well right now.
Cairo Cairo 10 years
__That's so sad grl! My worst date was The last date I ever had before I met My Husband, I was so excited because He was Gorgeous! and I thought he was cool, He told me He was taking me to his favorite Restaurant, so I was kinda dressed up thinking He was taking me to a real nice place, He pulled in front of this dive Pub! He reached over, I thought He was making a Move, but he was reaching into the Glove Box for his DARTS! That was it, all he talked about was how He loved darts, how he was in a league!(Who knew they had A league?!) He didn't shut up about damn darts!!!aaarrrggghhh! Finally I pretended to go to the ladies room ran across the street to a Wendy's and called My sister to pick me up, where she proceeded to laugh her A** off all the way home!__________________________________________________________ "Yes! I Am Every Canadian!"
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
My boyfriend of about two months broke up with me in a restaurant on my 19th birthday! I knew we weren't right for each other but I kind of thought, couldn't you wait one more day & just let me enjoy my birthday?!
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
omg! no, lol, mine was in texas. a cousin perhaps?
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