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Do Tell: If you Could Teach your Pet One Thing

Do you have any animals? If so, you understand the close relationships humans have with their pets -- some people even treat their dogs and cats like their children! Animals offer you unconditional love and they are great at keeping your deepest darkest secrets, but what if you could actually teach them to do things for you? What if you could train your dog to deliver you your news paper in the mornings, or bring you coffee in bed? So to all you pet owners out there, do tell, what would you teach your pet to do?


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wendy645 wendy645 9 years
I'd teach my dog how to open and close doors, and my cat o use and flush the toilet!
Ashlyn-Rose Ashlyn-Rose 9 years
I'd teach him to use the toilet. And remember to flush too!
candy-apple candy-apple 9 years
ooh good one! i wish my dog would play fetch. i know it's stupid and all normal dogs do it but he's a little devil when it comes to bringing me stuff: i'll throw, he'll pick it up, run back and stand right out of reach until i try to get it from him.. and that's when he runs away. i guess he just likes to be chased. :)
lms lms 9 years
I would teach one of my cats to use the litter pan in the laundry room. He used to mess in the living room and he got segregated in a half bathroom with a litter pan at nights until he stopped that. Now whenever I try to move the pan back in the laundry room, he starts going in the living room again. Oh also, I would like to teach the same cat that he is not to poop on the bathroom rug when I put it down. :(
vmruby vmruby 9 years
give himself his own bath....
rubialala rubialala 9 years
Clean my house.
Miami-Gal Miami-Gal 9 years
She knows too much already.
queencessjosie queencessjosie 9 years
I would teach my dog to cook.
stefsprl stefsprl 9 years
I would teach my puppy that poop belongs outside -- she's just nine weeks old and we're tackling housetraining!
guineapiggin9 guineapiggin9 9 years
I wish my guinea piggers could talk!!! That would be pretty cool.
popgoestheworld popgoestheworld 9 years
Toilet flushing cats would be good! But I'd settle for them sitting still while I clipped their nails. :)
cubadog cubadog 9 years
I would love for Cuba to not bark at everyone whenever we go for a walk, a ride in the car, or at the front window. You would think he was going to kill!
lifer_refil lifer_refil 9 years
Oh, and yes, I know of the Roomba, but I feel it would make me lazy...heh, I know my cat won't be vacuuming anytime soon.
lifer_refil lifer_refil 9 years
HistoryGeek913 I read about how to potty train a cat in Maxim before I had a cat, but I totally wanted to try it out! I would have Lucy, my cat, vacuum every day.
eaker eaker 9 years
I would teach her how to unlock the door. Whenever I get locked out, my dog just stares at me through the glass with her ear cocked like "whatcha doing out there?" Although really I would settle for her learning not to jump up on people.
HistoryGeek913 HistoryGeek913 9 years
I would love to teach my cats how to use the toilet - and to flush. That would be fantastic - no more stinky litter box!
Bluebirdie Bluebirdie 9 years
I would teach Ouji how to get ANYTHING I need when I'm either in my bed or on the couch..but mostly my cellphone, the remote control...hehe for those lazy days It's probably not even that difficult how to teach him, because when I ask to bring one his favorite toys, he knows which one I mean! Okay, maybe it's just those 3 things because I play with those toys with him afterwards...
jmmst49 jmmst49 9 years
In a fantasy world, I would love my Audrey to make me dinner. However I will settle for her walking nice on the leash when we go out.
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