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Dog-Walking Barbie: Poop NOT Purchased Separately!

"Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess!" (Love the "finally"--good job, Mr. Copywriter). The "Barbie and Tanner the Dog" set comes with a dog bone, chew toys, and "when Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can."

Seriously, it's easy to make fun of this, but after repeatedly stepping into crapola on my way to work because adults don't clean up after their dogs, I think it's a great idea to teach 'em while they're young. And while they're at it, maybe they can create a Barbie who turns off her cell phone when she's in crowded spaces. Thanks in advance, Mattel.

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sugar_bear sugar_bear 10 years
lol the poop is everywhere. Are they teaching girls to eat poop?
paigesweetkisses paigesweetkisses 10 years
lol poop in his mouth AND in his dog bowl!
JessNess JessNess 10 years
hahaha I just saw the dog on Barbie's outfit. Whats with the braid in the front? Jen- its food= poop ewww :rudolph:
JessNess JessNess 10 years
I remember seeing the commercial for this and I was laughing so hard. It reminds me of those dolls that poop after you feed them and they come with their own toilet :SMELLY: I was never a Barbie girl I always went for Teresa :rudolph:
james-bond-girl james-bond-girl 10 years
Does this mean that soon Barbie will have a realisitcally sized body? Who cares about teaching kids to pick up dog poop, lets teach them to appreciate and take care of their bodies in a healthy way.
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
Does the dog have poo in its mouth!?!?!?
Fashion Fashion 10 years
I wish I had one of these early in life to train me for Annabelle! I was a big Barbie fan...
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
Tanners poop would end up in my own dogs poo. Tanner probably would to along with barbies head.
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
This will be perfect for Yayi! :rotfl:
scratch5 scratch5 10 years
teach 'em while they are young. the amount of crap in the form of toys i have around my house, doesn't bode well for Tanner's poo to be picked up.
honey31 honey31 10 years
Lol what next will they come out with!
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