I don't suppose any of you have been following the Domino's pizza commercials, but I have. And I want to know what those peeps are putting in their crusts. From the Oreo Dessert beard to this deranged attempt to give the actors more credibility by enlarging their sense organs, someone's baking up some crazy sh*t over at Domino's HQ. Which is so unnecessary. Last I heard, pizza sells itself.