Tell me, what isn't wrong with this look?
- Blue eye shadow- check.
- Frizzy hair tied up using old Mardi Gras beads- check.
- Hot pink bra, as seen through a blouse on the verge of busting a few buttons- check.
- Muffin top- check.
- Underwear doubling as outerwear- check.
- Three-inch high platform boots coupled with scary, goth legwarmers- check.
- Delusions of grandeur- check.