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Dude Gets a Ruler Tatt

The "Just Checking" Tatt

Boyfriend got a ruler tattooed to his inner thigh so he can measure his manhood when need be. I'm sure all the dudes in the locker room are jealous — or maybe not, depending on the ruler's final verdict. Methinks someone's placing too much emphasis on the size of his ship. Why give the mighty ruler a leg to stand on when men can be measured by a plethora of other qualities, such as how douchey they are? This dude assures that the tatt was inked as a joke. He only wanted "to make fun of the fact that most guys lie about how big they are." Umm-hmm. For more on the story, visit ModBlog.


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dzymzlzy dzymzlzy 9 years
The tat is not nearly as creepy as the mustache.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
His face is kind of really creepy.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Ugh! That must've hurt like a b*tch! Inner thigh is no joke!
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
His underwear are from Gap. :oops:
Lele777 Lele777 9 years
amh678 amh678 9 years
At least he wasn't totally delusional and didn't get the full 12-inch ruler.
linb linb 9 years
That "joke" is permanent. I'm so sure he won't regret it. Especially when he's 80. I feel so sorry for the tattoo artist.
SkinnyMarie SkinnyMarie 9 years
Are those centimeters?
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