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This Dude Sounds Like the Beastie Boys...

But without the talent or the irony. (This was made in 1990.) Skip to 1:04 unless you want to hear him whine on and on about how you'll be "blazed" once you hear his music and watch his video. You will be, alright, if "blazed" means "laughing so hard you're about to pee in your pants."

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LaylaCams LaylaCams 10 years
:rotfl: I expect a Christmas card that will say "The Hazen Family. We wish you a blazin Christmas!"
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Oh, I believe he is allllll mine!!!! The future Mrs. Hazen....
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
I found it, JennaV. It's up. Does that mean I get to keep him? YES!
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I agree.....we are in love with Blazin Hazen!!!! :love: :love: I am sorry Giggle, but I am too technologically impaired to send links. I will try though!!!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
No fair, JennaV--send me the link so I can post it! I think the Giggle Girls are in LUVVVV with Average Homeboy...:)
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
Whaaaaaaaaa!? SHARE!!
JennaV JennaV 10 years
Y'all.....there IS a sequel to this is twice as blazin!
honey31 honey31 10 years
He sucks!
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I was partial to the mullet.
rubialala rubialala 10 years
"I don't do drugs and I'm not on crack" Isn't crack a drug?!? LOVE the all butt shots in the acid wash jeans. :ROTFL: Where's this guy now, that's what I'm dying to know. I'm SO "blazed."
JennaV JennaV 10 years
He WAS very clear about what he was trying to market. I suppose he was ahead of his time :? My exterminator is a can of Raid... :rotfl:
3Sweeties 3Sweeties 10 years
That was even worse that I expected! wow. He got flow.
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
Why didn't he make it big? :? He was very clear about what he was trying to market.
atoxicsparkle atoxicsparkle 10 years
It's not Hills... Fruit Loops? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I can't believe he never broke into the rap scene...
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I didnt grow up in the projects but I can still write a million dollar check?? WTF!?!?! :rotfl: Half of this shit didn't even rhyme...
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
OMG, now I *wish* he rapped in a polo shirt with lace curtains behind him. :O AVERAGE HOMEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ROTFL: As you can see, I'm not black. :rotfl: Not till I eat all my Fruit Loops. :rotfl:
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
Is he rapping in a polo shirt with lace curtains behind him? :O
JennaV JennaV 10 years
"Once you hear my audio, you will be BLAZED!" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: EVERYONE WATCH THIS NOW!!!!
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