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Phasekitty Phasekitty 10 years
Yup, colormesticky. Two words: Natural selection.
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
Wow, somebody give this guy a Darwin award. Too bad more stupid people don't steal lobsters.
MenaLillyBlue MenaLillyBlue 10 years
HAHAHA!
guineapiggin9 guineapiggin9 10 years
I just have one question...When you buy live lobsters at the store, don't they always have rubber bands on their claws so they can't pinch you? :?:
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 10 years
ouch.
Stitches Stitches 10 years
It's probably a good thing that this guy can't reproduce if he's dumb enough to do that.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
jkuck: :ROTFL:
jhuck jhuck 10 years
I shall keep it in my bag and name it Bobbitt!
gijibae gijibae 10 years
lol! there's a home remedy for everything.
Jennifer_2sugar Jennifer_2sugar 10 years
This was me while reading this: :rotfl:
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 10 years
Hahaha! That is what he gets!
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