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Dumbass of the Day, Part Deux

It's a banner day for dumbasses. I don't usually post two of these, but this was too good to let pass. Apparently dude loser here needed a cup of joe sooooo badly that even a wife in labor didn't keep him from his fix. (I imagine him at Starbucks asking for "a grande, nonfat Misto with sugar-free cinnamon dolce, extra whipped cream" while his wife is shrieking in agony.) This poor woman ended up giving birth in their SUV! Man, oh, man. I think instead of the dog house, this guy should spend the night in that special place reserved for dumbasses—under the SUV.

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