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The Dumbest 911 Calls Ever

911, What Is Your Dumbass Emergency?

Are people getting dumber, or are we just hearing more about dumb people? This past week, I read two news stories about idiots calling 911 for nonemergency purposes. (One guy made a call because the restaurant he was at ran out of lemonade, and in another case, a drunk guy called 911 because a convenience store clerk wouldn't sell him booze.) If you'd like to hear crazy 911 tapes or read about these dumdums, then

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