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E. Jean Comes to Life!

If you haven't noticed by now, I am a huge fan of E. Jean Carroll. And just in case you have been living under a rock and somehow missed her weekly column on DearSugar, click here to get all caught up, you won't regret it, I promise! In the meantime, if you're a super fan like me, check out yet another smart and witty video of E. Jean herself dishing out some advice on how to lose those stubborn 10 pounds before your reunion! Enjoy, and stay tuned until Thursday for E. Jean's new Q&A!

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Mother-Wit Mother-Wit 9 years
Now, if I could just utilize "24" and stop thinking about food, I would be there!
LauraRogers LauraRogers 9 years
It's so redonkulously easy, the way E. Jean puts it! This is why we need you, Auntie Eeeee. I'd never think of such geniusness all by my onesies.
KristaLynn KristaLynn 9 years
A-HA! Now I understand how I maintain a svelte figure ... I follow all your rules, but most of all, I am always freezing, so I guess I'm constantly burning calories trying to stay warm? You so smart, E. Jean!
missyags missyags 9 years
Some people think "simple" means dumb. In E.Jean's case, it means pure genius! Will you adopt me?! Seriously.
Fitness Fitness 9 years
Yup - No secret to losing weight. Exercise daily and watch your calorie intake. It's okay to have a few bites of your favorite treat, just don't eat the entire pint of Ben 7 Jerry's! This is no diet - it's a way of life. You'll feel healthy and more energized for sure.
Brittney Brittney 9 years
Had my high school geometry teacher made math so engaging I would have had a higher GPA. Long Live E. Jean's tutorials.
Flabtastic! Throwing out all the boring people! Love it! I tried throwing out my Algorithms prof, but no matter how hard I pushed and shoved, he would not fit through the paper shredder. . .
kyprosise kyprosise 9 years
The simple genius of E. Jean. That's it. I'm turning up my thermostat and attacking all the boring clowns at work!
SwissMIster SwissMIster 9 years
I think you need your own infomercial. No sugar coating on this one, well done E.
jakedenn23 jakedenn23 9 years
i like this- it makes math be about something important and useful. thanks to a hot sexy goddess for making us look like we aren't counting.
Sania-luvs-u-2 Sania-luvs-u-2 9 years
Math almost makes sense now when you present it that way, E. Jean
bondinx bondinx 9 years
The bend down, pick up, and hurl across a room will certainly sculpt the back. Crushing the 1 Snickers into the 1 carton of Haggan Daaz has got to work something.
lilstout33 lilstout33 9 years
This is going to be the new hottest diet to hit Hollywood! Yummm. I eat this plan right up. Who needs crunches when we got ourselves the secrets of E.Jean. Holla.
merymery merymery 9 years
You forgot drink lots of water! Other than that, this is my favorite "diet plan" ever. Screw Atkins, we got E. Jean.
sylvieK sylvieK 9 years
a weight loss plan that doesn't require death marches, colonics, or taking speed? now i've heard everything. props, e. jean, for breaking dieting down into common, simple sense.
VixenMJ VixenMJ 9 years
Is this why all those math geeks in high school were so scrawny?
minxieminx minxieminx 9 years
If you... watch E.Jean you'll not only laugh your buns off (burns cals0 but also want to get off your patoohtie and do something!
To-Wit To-Wit 9 years
Inspired advice as always. This is a welcome alternative to the Penelope Cruz school of beauty/weight loss, which involves sleeping 15 hours a night. I'll just be turning my thermostat down to 50 thank you very much.
amykc amykc 9 years
And I always thought math was boring. If a few numbers is all it takes to look FAB-U-LOUS, bring it on. It's nice to know that when I'm too lazy to turn up the thermostat in the winter I'm "losing weight."
NaijaSugar NaijaSugar 9 years
Forget diets, fads, Slim-Fast and Jenny Craig, it's time we all sit in on Professor E.Jean's math class...or should I say classy math.
JRStudenroth JRStudenroth 9 years
Thank goodness we can all rely on your wit and math abilities in the vain hope of becoming so saucy and gorg as YOU, Miss Eee. I love that this video teaches about a lifestyle as opposed to a diet. Easy to carry out, easy to stick to, and oh-so-foxy. Just fabulous!
MaliMcG MaliMcG 9 years
I love that sleeping and being too lazy to adjust the thermostat can help you shed weight! Maybe I AM good at this dieting thing. For the thousandth time, E. Jean, you are a wonderful reminder that life doesn't have to be as hard, as tiring, or as confusing, as people like make it.
Lillyming Lillyming 9 years
Lifting and tossing all of those cards has to burn a few hundred calories. No wonder you're so slender.
Lipstick500 Lipstick500 9 years
A-ha!!! This is why I failed algebra in high school. If only Mr. Mendes used calories in his equations, I'd have aced the damn final!
Gina-Colada Gina-Colada 9 years
If that's all it takes to look as fab & fit as the divine E. Jean, it might be time for me to reconsider my stance on math.
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