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Eligible Bachelor Du Jour

Don't say I never gave you anything. This is for all you desperate ladies out there who can't be alone on Valentine's. This is what's left. Maybe it's just my hyper-critical nature, but with all the varieties of wrong this dude's displaying, my eagle eye went straight to his bad case of dandruff.


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XDeexDeeX XDeexDeeX 10 years
That is disgusting!!! Just looking at him. What if someday he doesn't want those anymore??
Hope5 Hope5 10 years
eww, i am glad i am married to a gorgeous man.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
You guys are cracking me up. I like forensics' attitude of "Hey, he might as well entertain me!" A friend of mine said he looked like a human beer bottle opener. It's really true. It's all about looking on the bright side...
Butrfly4404 Butrfly4404 10 years
It makes me so sad when people do that to themselves. Even tatoos sometimes. Like, "Man, what are you gonna think about that toad smoking a doobie on your leg when your grandkid asks about it???" Or "Grandpa, why is your face all droopy and stringy??"
ashleycakes ashleycakes 10 years
Seeing this guy physically made my stomach lurch!! _________________________ Cheese It!!
Forensic Forensic 10 years
As hideous as his body modifications are, Id just love to see him blow smoke out of those extra nose holes.
phonetic phonetic 10 years
There are a lot of things I would rather deal with than this guy.
honey31 honey31 10 years
I would rather be lonely and single than have him as a boyfriend!
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