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Eligible Bachelor Du Jour Is A Dancing Little Lad

His clothing is a little outdated, but he has the most amazing blue eyes and a soft spot for his dead mummy. He's also gainfully employed as the hot new spokesman for Starburst, so he can teach you the fundamentals of the "Little Lad Dance" and the two of you can bounce and clap and sing all the merry day long. (That is, until you realize that Peter Pan here has a major oedipus complex, which no amount of berries and creme can properly medicate...but whatever.) Any takers?

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suzanne suzanne 10 years
I'd shoot myself before I did that dance... even for diamonds and cash!
Lindsb Lindsb 10 years
Ugh. I hate these ads.. although.. my 15 year old sister laughs hysterically at them.
GIOVS GIOVS 10 years
OMG, IT´S WILLY WONKA!!!, OR ANNA WONTOUR´S COUSIN
CatarinaBella521 CatarinaBella521 10 years
I hope they paid him well
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