His clothing is a little outdated, but he has the most amazing blue eyes and a soft spot for his dead mummy. He's also gainfully employed as the hot new spokesman for Starburst, so he can teach you the fundamentals of the "Little Lad Dance" and the two of you can bounce and clap and sing all the merry day long. (That is, until you realize that Peter Pan here has a major oedipus complex, which no amount of berries and creme can properly medicate...but whatever.) Any takers?
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