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Eric Cartman, Now On Maury!

I didn't think anyone could top Jerry Springer in sleaze--until Connie Chung's main main Maury Povich arrived on the scene. Picklephobia, Peachphobia, rare diseases, and out-of-control teens are his bread and butter. Here, Cartman is a promiscuous and violent teen whose catchphrase is already a classic: "I don't go to school and I kill people. Whatever! I do what I want!"


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colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
God, I wish I could do a good Cartman impression. I use that "I do what I want!" all the time and my husband is the only one who gets it.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 10 years
I love this show.
uacosj uacosj 10 years
I love this! This is one of my fav clips.
nessabum nessabum 10 years
haha! love it! i wish maury was really done with south park! it'd be so much funnier!
mollipop mollipop 10 years
That is one of my favorite Cartman lines!
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 10 years
Gotta love Southpark!!
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