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Eric Cartman, Now On Maury!

I didn't think anyone could top Jerry Springer in sleaze--until Connie Chung's main main Maury Povich arrived on the scene. Picklephobia, Peachphobia, rare diseases, and out-of-control teens are his bread and butter. Here, Cartman is a promiscuous and violent teen whose catchphrase is already a classic: "I don't go to school and I kill people. Whatever! I do what I want!"


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