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Extra-Small Condoms

Found! Extra-Small Condoms

While enduring a two-hour wait for ramen in Los Angeles's Little Tokyo, I found these minicondoms in a corner store to rival the ones Switzerland distributes to sexually active preteens. It's hard to see now, but to say they were a half-inch wide would be kind.

I knew you'd like, but I didn't want to be seen either buying or taking pictures. So I sent my friend to purchase the chocolate-filled panda crackers I'd been eyeing to distract the cashier. As I snapped away, I heard, "I see your friend found the little condoms." Busted, I turned around and asked if they were real. "Sure," he said, "they're for your ex-boyfriend."

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Vampyre Vampyre 6 years
They're not actually condoms. They're finger gloves, which are basically gloves that you can put on a single finger. You can buy these at most chemists.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
Hahaha
fuzzles fuzzles 6 years
Finger cots, FTW!
Studio16 Studio16 6 years
Funny, but kind of vulgar also. I wish they didn't sell condoms where everyone could see them. (And no, it's not for the sake of the children because I don't have any!) Necessary? Absolutely. But I kind of wish they were relegated to a back aisle and not advertised.
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